[David Alter] Auston Matthews, se remettant de cette rondelle qu’il a prise vers la fin du match : « J’espère que cela ne vous dérange pas, mais je m’assois pour celui-ci.
Auston Matthews, recovering from that puck he took toward the end of the game: “I hope you guys don’t mind but I’m sitting down for this one.”
— David Alter (@dalter) March 24, 2023
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On a donut?
That’s what Ron Jeremy was saying at the end of his career
Auston is low key pretty funny. I think part of it is his voice.
That’s right Auston, *gotta make it count!*
Hahahah fuck hes a funny guy, started to crush the media avails.
Due to the on-ice incident between the puck and the testicles of Auston Matthews, the Florida Panthers will be making funeral arrangements for the puck.