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Mario Lemieux berce les lunettes de contrôle des naissances!


Mario Lemieux berce les lunettes de contrôle des naissances!

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23 Comments

  1. live4lax25

    Hey Mario, how come you walk in a room and a minute later your ass walks in

  2. The_G_89

    Those aren’t birth control goggles Jen, those goggles and that ass can definitely pull some rockets.

  5. 931634

    He could get it, with or without the glasses

  6. justpayin

    He looks like a 35 year old man going to the office

  7. Ok_Nefariousness6386

    Lemieux scored his first NHL goal, on his first shift, and his first shot on net!

  8. wjpd236

    Jen is great, highly recommend following her

  9. DeputyDangle19

    Just imagine how clear he sees the world with those though

  10. Peckerhead321

    When you have an ass like that you can get away with wearing them specs

  12. biscuitslayer77

    OK but homie, for as tiny as he is, kinda has a dump truck

  14. Rumtuggle

    Just imagine how many goals he would of scored if he wore those during the game!

  15. insert-originality

    how did he play as long as he did with that dump truck behind him?

  16. PitterPatter9393

    Wait, so you’re saying this guy with those thick ass coke bottles for glasses was one of the best players in NHL !?

  17. Dirtcartdarbydoo

    You can’t convince me that’s not just Tyler Toffoli.

  18. Judge_Tredd

    « Nerrrrrrrrd! » -homer simpson

  19. outofcontrol420

    Looks like he’s taking a shit js

  20. Totknax

    That suitcase probably had 8 reams of menthol cigarettes inside.

  22. soverytired_again

    If only he had stopped at the Forum…maybe 6km away.

  23. EvetsYenoham

    Sure doesn’t look like 1 of the top 2 hockey players of all time. This is his “Clark Kent” strategy.

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