That’s assuming he doesn’t score the rest of the season tho…
DivinePotatoe
The numbers don’t lie
StyxQuabar
I literally thought the same thing looking at the stats today
UncouthPainter
The logic is immecable, I can’t wait for when this will 100% come true and my 1C Suzuki agenda is recognized
UniverseHelpDesk
I mean he had the worst support possible this year, if you give him solid linemates year long in a better team, he would murder the scoresheet.
I’m way more optimistic than most about next year, especially if Dubois shows up: RHP – Suzuki – Caufield, Dubois – Dach – Anderson, Slafkovsky – Dvorak – Gallagher, it’s starting to look like a real top 9 and that’s assuming they don’t bring anybody else.
Sentenced2Burn
**Suzuki begins to learn at a geometric rate. Suzuki becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. 2032. Human decisions are removed from NHL hockey. In a panic, Gary Bettman tries to pull the plug.**
**SuzukiNet fights back by launching all of its piss-missiles at the DOPS and Colin Campbell’s headquarters.**
jo_maka
Pattern recognition is the first sign of an intelligent mind.
OP, you are brilliant !
heavie1
At this pace he’ll have the nhl point record at the age of 40
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That’s assuming he doesn’t score the rest of the season tho…
The numbers don’t lie
I literally thought the same thing looking at the stats today
The logic is immecable, I can’t wait for when this will 100% come true and my 1C Suzuki agenda is recognized
I mean he had the worst support possible this year, if you give him solid linemates year long in a better team, he would murder the scoresheet.
I’m way more optimistic than most about next year, especially if Dubois shows up: RHP – Suzuki – Caufield, Dubois – Dach – Anderson, Slafkovsky – Dvorak – Gallagher, it’s starting to look like a real top 9 and that’s assuming they don’t bring anybody else.
**Suzuki begins to learn at a geometric rate. Suzuki becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. 2032. Human decisions are removed from NHL hockey. In a panic, Gary Bettman tries to pull the plug.**
**SuzukiNet fights back by launching all of its piss-missiles at the DOPS and Colin Campbell’s headquarters.**
Pattern recognition is the first sign of an intelligent mind.
OP, you are brilliant !
At this pace he’ll have the nhl point record at the age of 40