“Seattle Sounders have offered a tryout to Kraken C Alex Wennberg”
dwisp
Wennberg moonlights as a hockey star
ZMysticCat
Back during Chicago’s dominance, they liked talking about playing soccer in the locker room specifically for stuff like this. Humorously, Andrew Shaw once headed the puck in like it was soccer. He clearly thought it was legit, but after a rules check from the refs, they determined that you could not intentionally soccer-head it into the net.
The_Bearded_Jedi
Legit best play
mitcho0o
That’s a proper dribble
TextileWasp
What a Chad. Who the fuck needs a stick anyway?
Kokomo409
my favorite soccer player
coorc5
This made me ugly laugh
Fnordly
He’s been watching the Sounders he understands that 13th man after all. 🙂
Joking aside, loved seeing this.
cdsixed
we have him for another year but we really have to re-sign wenny
he contributes so much to this team and his line is our best against the avs
scotthamcity
Love to see a play that’s simultaneously (a) an excellent defensive improvisation and (b) the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life
Steephin
That’s Kraken Soccy, Baby!
PM_ME_UR_LOTO
Don’t bring a stick to a skate fight!
MacroFlash
u/savevideo
thecaffeinequeen77
Oh my gods thank you for posting this video. This made me laugh SO freaking hard. First kick, was like « Okay cool his stick broke and he’s trying to get it out as best as he can » second kick « Holy shit he’s still kicking it out » third kick « GO WEN KEEP KICKING THAT PUCK LIKE IT’S MAKAR’S ASS!!! »
NowWatchMeThwip616
We are the Seattle Kraken
We rise up from the deep
If we can’t clear it with our sticks
We’ll clear it with our feet!
Tachikoma0
For some reason this reminded me of the time [Dominic Moore](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQCKTp0ld20) got a shorthanded breakaway without a stick, and while he couldn’t shoot it he could pass and they almost scored.
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“Seattle Sounders have offered a tryout to Kraken C Alex Wennberg”
Wennberg moonlights as a hockey star
Back during Chicago’s dominance, they liked talking about playing soccer in the locker room specifically for stuff like this. Humorously, Andrew Shaw once headed the puck in like it was soccer. He clearly thought it was legit, but after a rules check from the refs, they determined that you could not intentionally soccer-head it into the net.
Legit best play
That’s a proper dribble
What a Chad. Who the fuck needs a stick anyway?
my favorite soccer player
This made me ugly laugh
He’s been watching the Sounders he understands that 13th man after all. 🙂
Joking aside, loved seeing this.
we have him for another year but we really have to re-sign wenny
he contributes so much to this team and his line is our best against the avs
Love to see a play that’s simultaneously (a) an excellent defensive improvisation and (b) the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life
That’s Kraken Soccy, Baby!
Don’t bring a stick to a skate fight!
u/savevideo
Oh my gods thank you for posting this video. This made me laugh SO freaking hard. First kick, was like « Okay cool his stick broke and he’s trying to get it out as best as he can » second kick « Holy shit he’s still kicking it out » third kick « GO WEN KEEP KICKING THAT PUCK LIKE IT’S MAKAR’S ASS!!! »
We are the Seattle Kraken
We rise up from the deep
If we can’t clear it with our sticks
We’ll clear it with our feet!
For some reason this reminded me of the time [Dominic Moore](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQCKTp0ld20) got a shorthanded breakaway without a stick, and while he couldn’t shoot it he could pass and they almost scored.
No stick? No problem!