**WAKE UP YOU RATS WE’VE GOT RAT DUTIES TO DO.** Call your families and friends, remind them they are going to need a second TV in the living room. Bring the TV from the bedroom, no one was watching it, and set it up next to the Living Room TV so you can watch the Panthers play the Maple Leafs while the Heat play the Knicks at the same time.
**Panthers vs. Maple Leafs** at 7:00 (ESPN).
**Heat vs. Knicks** at 7:30 (TNT).
Get ready for ESPN’s commentary to be hilariously disrespectful. Let it go. Ignore it. We’re one game away from a Round 2 sweep and we’re still the underdogs. That’s fine. We speak with rats on the ice.
Goldie and Randy are probably going to watch the game at Flannigans somewhere, wearing suits, and that will have to do.
We’ve only got **four** cracks at this. You know what to do. Because we are the rats and we **BRING THE CHEESE!**
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**WAKE UP YOU RATS WE’VE GOT RAT DUTIES TO DO.** Call your families and friends, remind them they are going to need a second TV in the living room. Bring the TV from the bedroom, no one was watching it, and set it up next to the Living Room TV so you can watch the Panthers play the Maple Leafs while the Heat play the Knicks at the same time.
**Panthers vs. Maple Leafs** at 7:00 (ESPN).
**Heat vs. Knicks** at 7:30 (TNT).
Get ready for ESPN’s commentary to be hilariously disrespectful. Let it go. Ignore it. We’re one game away from a Round 2 sweep and we’re still the underdogs. That’s fine. We speak with rats on the ice.
Goldie and Randy are probably going to watch the game at Flannigans somewhere, wearing suits, and that will have to do.
We’ve only got **four** cracks at this. You know what to do. Because we are the rats and we **BRING THE CHEESE!**