I hate using the word cringe as an adjective but this is very cringe.
bulbous_mongolian
New catchphrase? All my doubts about the organization are now gone
TwoForHawat
Chuckling at the “new voices” when their PoHO hire is literally the voice we’ve been hearing for more than a decade.
D_Stash
What team is everyone moving to? Always liked Calgary, maybe Florida.
Solertia
This is a lot of words just to semi-confirm the rumors that they’re bringing back the darker orange for new jerseys in 23-24.
4Darco
omg they said ass
SeesawLimp
Not win now tho right? Right guys? Aggressive retool??? Please god. Commit to a full rebuild.
LCLeopards
The Irony of putting out an entire statement about the importance of winning when you just lost the lottery for a generational talent because you won too many pointless games is palpable.
Sleezoid
I guess they gave up on “Make Orange Great Again”
Dont_Call_Me_John
fart noises
shrirnpheavennow
I think i hate this team
MuppetusMaximusV2
*Worlds biggest jerkoff motion*
QuackRevolution
New Process just dropped
worldxdownfall
K.
LetsGoFlyers17
I hate the Flyers I say as I sit in my office in my Flyers sweatshirt
mb2231
Desperately trying to be the Rangers of like 3 years ago
vivelaal
The most important information is that the shade of orange for the background of this image is burnt orange, in keeping with the rumors of new jerseys next year that return to that color way.
Everything else is just kinda cringey lip service.
VincentLecavalier04
I hope this doesn’t turn into a copypasta
HesiPull-UpBrando
Easily the worst run team in Philly anymore after being the model franchise from the 70’s through the 90’s in the city.
FlyorDieJM
This is just to sell more tickets
getsiked
blah blah blah, new era of orange, yet they hire Jonesy as President of hockey ops lol
Comcast: “If we say enough words without actually saying anything and also change the tint of the jerseys maybe we can distract these jabronis for a few more years and still get their money. “
billgigs55
they said a naughty word
LSKTheGreat1
I know this might be the minority opinion, but I actually like this statement. Sure, its 100% corpo speak, but if you read it without that lense, it addresses everything we have been bitching about for a bit now. The past couple years have been just going through the motions of hockey with no passion or desire. This is addressing that, acknowledging it, and saying we are working on it.
Now, this certainly isn’t enough and needs action behind it, but I will wait and see. I am cautiously optimistic. The message is clear, shape up, or ship out. The next step is to ship as much of the dead, lazy weight this off season as possible.
Outrageous-Spend2494
With jonesy hired does that mean hartnell full time announcer
LazyCrocheter
So all that effort spent on a GM and PoHO means nothing’s left for marketing, hmm?
Good grief.
mb2231
I get excited when they put stuff like this on social now because the quote tweets and comments provide me with a solid hour of good laughter
Jeremy24Fan
This was written at an 8th grade level
APungentFart
This is the equivalent to a pizza party in a corpo world.
GimmickyBulb
SOMEBODY RUN THAT THROUGH A CHATGPT DETECTOR IMMEDIATELY
OldDrumGuy
Hey Flyers front office: When you find a way to actually make this happen, let us know yeah?
35 Comments
I hate using the word cringe as an adjective but this is very cringe.
New catchphrase? All my doubts about the organization are now gone
Chuckling at the “new voices” when their PoHO hire is literally the voice we’ve been hearing for more than a decade.
What team is everyone moving to? Always liked Calgary, maybe Florida.
This is a lot of words just to semi-confirm the rumors that they’re bringing back the darker orange for new jerseys in 23-24.
omg they said ass
Not win now tho right? Right guys? Aggressive retool??? Please god. Commit to a full rebuild.
The Irony of putting out an entire statement about the importance of winning when you just lost the lottery for a generational talent because you won too many pointless games is palpable.
I guess they gave up on “Make Orange Great Again”
fart noises
I think i hate this team
*Worlds biggest jerkoff motion*
New Process just dropped
K.
I hate the Flyers I say as I sit in my office in my Flyers sweatshirt
Desperately trying to be the Rangers of like 3 years ago
The most important information is that the shade of orange for the background of this image is burnt orange, in keeping with the rumors of new jerseys next year that return to that color way.
Everything else is just kinda cringey lip service.
I hope this doesn’t turn into a copypasta
Easily the worst run team in Philly anymore after being the model franchise from the 70’s through the 90’s in the city.
This is just to sell more tickets
blah blah blah, new era of orange, yet they hire Jonesy as President of hockey ops lol
/eyeroll
New era…same results.
O’Connor said it well [hiring two former Flyers to fill out the leadership group isn’t a « new era. » It’s business as usual for the org:](https://twitter.com/charlieo_conn/status/1656647293506813957)
Comcast: “If we say enough words without actually saying anything and also change the tint of the jerseys maybe we can distract these jabronis for a few more years and still get their money. “
they said a naughty word
I know this might be the minority opinion, but I actually like this statement. Sure, its 100% corpo speak, but if you read it without that lense, it addresses everything we have been bitching about for a bit now. The past couple years have been just going through the motions of hockey with no passion or desire. This is addressing that, acknowledging it, and saying we are working on it.
Now, this certainly isn’t enough and needs action behind it, but I will wait and see. I am cautiously optimistic. The message is clear, shape up, or ship out. The next step is to ship as much of the dead, lazy weight this off season as possible.
With jonesy hired does that mean hartnell full time announcer
So all that effort spent on a GM and PoHO means nothing’s left for marketing, hmm?
Good grief.
I get excited when they put stuff like this on social now because the quote tweets and comments provide me with a solid hour of good laughter
This was written at an 8th grade level
This is the equivalent to a pizza party in a corpo world.
SOMEBODY RUN THAT THROUGH A CHATGPT DETECTOR IMMEDIATELY
Hey Flyers front office: When you find a way to actually make this happen, let us know yeah?
Oh we’re so fucked