Fuck if you told me he was begging for change in Vegas I’d believe you
ratzy88
He reminds of me zach Galifianakis (or how ever it’s spelt) in the hangover
EmployedHaloPlayer
Peak male athleticism
unbannedagain1976
I prefer pat marroon lol
aottoa2
This is kinda what i look like. Maybe i should lace em up again
VGKtilDead
Ideal peak male body
Aedun_
Dude I must only uave at least 4…hundred…million cups by now
ProfessorDerp22
That’s what the pinnacle of man looks like.
DoubleDumpsterFire
What a legend.
Waffles_Remix
No one is answering how he got Tim Horton’s in Vegas. How? HOW?
3banger
Phil!
Whyuknowthat
I hope in a few years he randomly signs up to play beer league under the name Bill Castle or some shit in Madison, WI, says he played a little in juniors, but nothing too serious, and gets put on a random team who needs more players.
On the first game night, he fits right in in the locker room BSing with the other guys about dumb shit coworkers have done or talking shit about current and former NHL players. They eat a couple hot dogs, slam a beer, and head out on the ice. And like some real Keyser Soze shit, his moderate limp and hunched back goes away as soon as he steps on the ice and his teammates start to realize the stories about his coworkers were actual stories about Marc Andre Fluery, Sid Crosby, Mark Stone, and Jonathan Marchessault.
yeetmemommmy
Peak Male form. Hotdogs = eternal power
assistant_redditor
Looks well rested like he hasn’t gotten a jersey since round one
bensterpunk
What a beauty.
londongas
The ripped shorts have me dead 😂
devildance3
Did anyone know if he threw up or not?
Havoc_XXI
Getting some serious Big Lebowski “the Dude” vibes from this
hugsoverdrugs
Magnificent.
ThusSpokeGaba
This is the guy that made the Kessel Run famous.
No_Character_5315
He needs to do the spittin chicklets pod
supermav27
I bought a Phil Kessel jersey the day he got traded to the Penguins. That was almost 8 years ago now. The numbers are falling off the back, and the logo is taped on. I even have a newer Guentzel jersey. But I still wear it. For Phil.
DanskNils
How is he so Athletic for being fat?! You’d think with how active he is.. he would be skinnier
GeminiOrAmI
Goodknight , Sir Knight
Different-Sympathy-4
Well there’s hope for me then. Just need to learn to skate. And play hockey
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Then I must be a three time Stanley cup champion.
Awesome guy!!
Is there Tim Hortons in Vegas?
Phil is one of us.
Wasn’t this posted like 8 hrs ago
Alan, from *The Hangover,* plays hockey?
Amazing.
Greatest 50 goal scorer who never hit 40 ever.
Pfft.
I miss Phil
This is like one of his better pics too
Fuck if you told me he was begging for change in Vegas I’d believe you
He reminds of me zach Galifianakis (or how ever it’s spelt) in the hangover
Peak male athleticism
I prefer pat marroon lol
This is kinda what i look like. Maybe i should lace em up again
Ideal peak male body
Dude I must only uave at least 4…hundred…million cups by now
That’s what the pinnacle of man looks like.
What a legend.
No one is answering how he got Tim Horton’s in Vegas. How? HOW?
Phil!
I hope in a few years he randomly signs up to play beer league under the name Bill Castle or some shit in Madison, WI, says he played a little in juniors, but nothing too serious, and gets put on a random team who needs more players.
On the first game night, he fits right in in the locker room BSing with the other guys about dumb shit coworkers have done or talking shit about current and former NHL players. They eat a couple hot dogs, slam a beer, and head out on the ice. And like some real Keyser Soze shit, his moderate limp and hunched back goes away as soon as he steps on the ice and his teammates start to realize the stories about his coworkers were actual stories about Marc Andre Fluery, Sid Crosby, Mark Stone, and Jonathan Marchessault.
Peak Male form. Hotdogs = eternal power
Looks well rested like he hasn’t gotten a jersey since round one
What a beauty.
The ripped shorts have me dead 😂
Did anyone know if he threw up or not?
Getting some serious Big Lebowski “the Dude” vibes from this
Magnificent.
This is the guy that made the Kessel Run famous.
He needs to do the spittin chicklets pod
I bought a Phil Kessel jersey the day he got traded to the Penguins. That was almost 8 years ago now. The numbers are falling off the back, and the logo is taped on. I even have a newer Guentzel jersey. But I still wear it. For Phil.
How is he so Athletic for being fat?! You’d think with how active he is.. he would be skinnier
Goodknight , Sir Knight
Well there’s hope for me then. Just need to learn to skate. And play hockey