This isn’t going to go over well with the segment of the fanbase that wants him to sit despondently in his basement all summer to think about his shortcomings.
thrilliam_19
I love Mitchy but his hat choices just drive me insane. Dude looks like a scarecrow with cancer.
Brett__306
I hate those hats. A local realtor does all his ads in a similar one and it just gives off douche vibes
Dazzling-Poetry-4980
What the fuck is this picture?
TayOs1998
Oh boy Marner detractors are gonna have a field day with this one
EducationalStatus533
Sorry to hear about your traumatic realtor experiences, but let’s focus on the fact that Marner met Shania!
Neutral-President
Apparently Marner was spotted at City Hall in the last couple of weeks picking up their marriage license.
Gamesguy24
The urban Sombrero
jabise
You’re still the one.
AngledLuffa
That don’t impress me much
majorkeyalert2020
still should trade him
AhTreyYou
Always glad to see our players enjoying their lives! They look like they had a great time.
GlumSea7
It appears this was actually a present for his fiancée who is apparently a huge Shania Twain fan so it’s doubly sweet
GoblinDiplomat
I read that as step-fiancee. I need to stop watching porn.
Subwayabuseproblem
Who cares
TiredReader87
Well, the nice thing about being single is never being dragged to awful country concerts. I can just go to and enjoy my own
t_toda_DOTA
Good to see Mitch getting used to Calgary lifestyle.
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This isn’t going to go over well with the segment of the fanbase that wants him to sit despondently in his basement all summer to think about his shortcomings.
I love Mitchy but his hat choices just drive me insane. Dude looks like a scarecrow with cancer.
I hate those hats. A local realtor does all his ads in a similar one and it just gives off douche vibes
What the fuck is this picture?
Oh boy Marner detractors are gonna have a field day with this one
Sorry to hear about your traumatic realtor experiences, but let’s focus on the fact that Marner met Shania!
Apparently Marner was spotted at City Hall in the last couple of weeks picking up their marriage license.
The urban Sombrero
You’re still the one.
That don’t impress me much
still should trade him
Always glad to see our players enjoying their lives! They look like they had a great time.
It appears this was actually a present for his fiancée who is apparently a huge Shania Twain fan so it’s doubly sweet
I read that as step-fiancee. I need to stop watching porn.
Who cares
Well, the nice thing about being single is never being dragged to awful country concerts. I can just go to and enjoy my own
Good to see Mitch getting used to Calgary lifestyle.