Vous savez que le hockey du Tricolore est officiellement de retour lorsque Brendan Gallagher se présente avec une coupure sanglante au visage après avoir joué un seul match préparatoire
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Go_Habs_Go31
@Canadiens de Montréal
4 Comments
Gally could jump on the exercise bike and come out looking like that 😂
That’s just gold. Say what you want about him, he’s a stud.
Gally has balls as big as an Irish broad’s ass
Brendan Gallagher is in the team because of his ass and he knows it. He’s been known to spend day long sessions just squatting. When he’s in front of the goalie at the crease, the goalie is in complete awe and unable to focus which has been proven recently. How could they when the Mia Malkova of hockey is standing right before them, the only peaches they’ll be seeing that day. When he’s on the ice just a slight flick of the buttock is enough to send him sailing to catch the pass and get a shot off. Forwards undoubtedly have it in the back of their minds that they won’t get to see that prime rump till a Gallagoal is scored on them. And eventually like Brendan Leipsic sending a text he knows he shouldn’t, they just can’t help it.
God bless Brendan Gallagher and god bless Brendan Gallagher’s ass