Can’t see the Wild taking too kindly to someone renting knockoff jerseys of their IP out of the back of a truck near the Xcel. I give it a week or two tops before the Wild shut this down.
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A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says « I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day. »
The professor says « I’ll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read? » so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids’ screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.
The C.E.O says « I’ll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This’ll be a breeze » so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up.
The janitor says « I’ll be an artist » so he is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever.
The janitor says « I got a masters degree in art. »
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Can’t see the Wild taking too kindly to someone renting knockoff jerseys of their IP out of the back of a truck near the Xcel. I give it a week or two tops before the Wild shut this down.
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says « I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day. »
The professor says « I’ll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read? » so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids’ screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.
The C.E.O says « I’ll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This’ll be a breeze » so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up.
The janitor says « I’ll be an artist » so he is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever.
The janitor says « I got a masters degree in art. »
Gotta kind of admire the “business name”:
https://www.tarpsoffjerseyrental.com/
https://x.com/profbuiltdiff/status/1712874388599521443?s=46&t=EL_Xa_gVHnDzLktV9K-jZg
What happens if they don’t bring it back lol
The real question is whether or not they come with those awful Tria ad patches.