Avant que ma femme (une fan de l’Avs) n’aille travailler, elle a dit que le Kraken allait définitivement perdre ce soir…
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hippidyhopsguy
@Kraken de Seattle
Avant que ma femme (une fan de l’Avs) n’aille travailler, elle a dit que le Kraken allait définitivement perdre ce soir…
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hippidyhopsguy
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I aspire to this level of petty 😂 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I love this tbh!
She was incorrect
A man walks into a bar… The bartender asks « Why the long face? »
The man replies « I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided I’m going to drink myself to death. »
The bartender looks shocked and says « I’m sorry I can’t help you kill yourself. »
The man asks « Well what would you do in my situation? »
The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says « If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn’t sit around feeling sorry for myself, I’d kill the guy. »
The man jumps up from his stool and shouts « That’s a great idea! Thanks! » and runs out of the bar.
A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.
« Did you kill the guy? » The bartender asks nervously.
« Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please. »
This is 100% something I would do, love . That confetti really was the cherry