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« Les Oilers recrutent l’agent libre Milhouse Van Houten ». Anciennement des Springfield Gougers de la Springfield Hockey League.


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16 Comments

  1. stargill70

    Gets shutout first game, sneaks oilers in final wildcard spot, wins cup. Lol

  2. Shiny_Mew76

    And backing him up will be the next big thing, Swiss Cheese. Often credited for his incredible ability to make saves completely out of pure luck. Shots either fly out to center ice or deflect to the back of the net. Somehow, he posted an incredible .950SV% and a 0.50GAA in the Swiss Hockey League, and won the award for luckiest goaltender alive. He is said to be potentially a HOFer. A locker room leader, and a part time comedian. Not to mention his multiple Powerball and Mega Million wins. Also a renowned sports better who used to work for Draft Kings after his time in the Swiss Hockey League. He went undrafted, but signed a five year contract with a cap hit of 7.50M per year with the Oilers. Some say this could be the biggest contract steal of the modern era.

  3. HMTMKMKM95

    I could’ve been equipment manager, but nooooo…….!

  4. Montecatini

    « RALPH WIGGUM LOST HIS SHIN GUARD!!! HACK THE BONE!!!!!! HACK THE BONE!!!!!!! »

    My favourite ever episode right behing « Lisa The Greek »

  5. Emmanuel_Kant_420_69

    Still moves more, farther, and faster than oilers defence.

  6. BettmansDungeonSlave

    Next victim of Dustin Schwartz, goalie coach and career killer.

  7. ConfidentProof9192

    And it’s still an improvement.

  8. Serious_Aioli5413

    Oilers new MVP for the 2023-2024 season

  9. Calling__Elvis

    3.17 Goals Against per game last year. 4.00 Goals Against this year. Blame bad goal tending.

    4.00 Goals For per game last year. 2.90 Goals for per game this year. …shit…Blame bad goal tending.

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