« I don’t give a fuck, check out my sweet ass turtleneck »
Interesting-Race-919
Classic Tortz
ItsGlitchley
One time I sneezed near Torts and he reflexively told me to go fuck a light socket. Pleasant guy
iconsandbygones
« I guess that’s what I’m saying Brooksie »
Rare_Cartographer579
And they say Babcock was a cancer. Torts is tough but he’s also an asshole.
ChelChamp
Honestly love that response. Seems harsher because we don’t see coaches talk like this often, but I’d be pissed off if some kid you drafted doesn’t want to show up. Hasn’t even touched the ice and thinks he runs the show.
supererp
Torts fuckin rocks end of discussion
Alaskacookinlet1977
Obviously people have forgotten about the lindros debacle
bigparrot29
Tough question is asked at press conference.
John Tortorella; « You ever been in a fight before? »
NotaRussianChabot
Did you ever consider who MADE that hole in the wall?
*Cutter*
Reverse_Entropy_
This is 100x better than we got balls and that was awwwwesome
Canadian_mk11
« I prefer a Sawyer »
Bobbyoot47
Coach Pat Burns caught off guard when asked about Maple Leafs claiming Bill Berg on waivers on 12/3/92. “Bill Berg? I wouldn’t know Bill Berg if I ran him over with my car!”
hellounreal
Dude might as well be a glory hole, next question
thisisATHENS
Torts making me forget I hate everything about Philly sports except a fictional boxer.
Proof_Objective_5704
Headline: “Tortorella Passes on Future Glory of Cutter Gauthier, Calls Him Hole in the Wall”
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Picked the wrong coach for malarkey
« What are your thoughts on cutter? »
« I don’t give a fuck, check out my sweet ass turtleneck »
Classic Tortz
One time I sneezed near Torts and he reflexively told me to go fuck a light socket. Pleasant guy
« I guess that’s what I’m saying Brooksie »
And they say Babcock was a cancer. Torts is tough but he’s also an asshole.
Honestly love that response. Seems harsher because we don’t see coaches talk like this often, but I’d be pissed off if some kid you drafted doesn’t want to show up. Hasn’t even touched the ice and thinks he runs the show.
Torts fuckin rocks end of discussion
Obviously people have forgotten about the lindros debacle
Tough question is asked at press conference.
John Tortorella; « You ever been in a fight before? »
Did you ever consider who MADE that hole in the wall?
*Cutter*
This is 100x better than we got balls and that was awwwwesome
« I prefer a Sawyer »
Coach Pat Burns caught off guard when asked about Maple Leafs claiming Bill Berg on waivers on 12/3/92. “Bill Berg? I wouldn’t know Bill Berg if I ran him over with my car!”
Dude might as well be a glory hole, next question
Torts making me forget I hate everything about Philly sports except a fictional boxer.
Headline: “Tortorella Passes on Future Glory of Cutter Gauthier, Calls Him Hole in the Wall”
Don’t make me like the Flyers.