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Ma femme m’entraîne au match ce soir


Elle a grandi en étant fan de Sen. Elle n’a pas suivi son équipe depuis 5 ans et ne sait rien de la façon dont se déroule la saison des Sabres. Elle est toute excitée à l’idée d’une jolie petite soirée en amoureux. J’ai peur d’y aller puisque les Sabres m’ont déjà écrasé l’âme cette saison. Je suis heureux qu’elle soit excitée de voir deux équipes de bas niveau jouer dans la pire marque de hockey et la moins inspirée connue de l’homme. J’ai pris un congé de maladie pour cet homme.


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27 Comments

  1. bolognabullshit

    Then don’t go. Jesus Christ. Don’t ruin her night because you don’t know how to have fun. Let her take somebody who will enjoy the night.

    Fuck me, this is a miserable place right now.

  2. Cultural_Parfait7866

    Maybe it’s not about the game. Maybe it’s about time with your wife.

  3. Tsujimoto3

    Just go and have a good time with your wife. How hard is that?

  4. Spiritual_Bourbon

    Jesus dude. You have a wife who likes hockey and wants to experience that with you. Life is much bigger than the view you have currently. Just go have a good time.

  5. lildillmp3

    I genuinely can’t tell if this is satire… at least you’re seeing the Sabres! plus the Sens have some awesome talent. I live in Ontario, Canada and I regularly go to Sens games.

  6. byrdmang2

    Just enjoy the date night. Happy wife happy life

  7. Hey it could be worse, you could be watching the Sabres in the Canadian tire centre

  8. Why_Syzygy

    MY WIFE LEFT ME WITH THE KIDS FOR ANOTHER MAN SEVEN YEARS AGO

  9. zamend229

    Upvote for the funny meme, but dude please find a way to have a good time. Treat it like a minor league game if you have to. You’re there for the date, not to analyze the play by play.

  10. jacashonly

    Some people enjoy watching hockey some don’t.

  11. Yikes dude. It’s still live hockey and hanging out with your wife.

    It’s a blessing my wife loves hockey and wants to go to games.

  12. PerchCheese

    They just lost their last game so you’re in luck

  13. progmanjum

    Mine wants to watch Hallmark movies. I’ll trade ya.

  14. syllabbi

    If spending time with your wife let alone at a live hockey game isn’t worth a sick day to you, then she deserves better.

  15. _Globert_Munsch_

    OP this is the wrong sub this should be posted on r/choosingbeggars

  16. inkfeather16

    You can both be in misery together, does she not know what the Sens are like this year? (Sens bro coming in peace) it’s the Disappointment-Bowl it’ll be a good time!

  17. Dudes mad his wife wants to go watch a hockey game with him.

    You get to spend the night out with your wife, just enjoy it brother

  18. groovymandk

    Oh come on go drink a few beers get a beef on weck and chill out for 3 hours

  19. DenverCoder009

    This is clearly a joke, all of you who took it seriously are like the spongebob cop meme trying to figure out where the negativity is coming from.

  20. West_Fuel_7990

    That’s like last year here in Vancouver. But at least you could see a quasi-NHL team for 20 bucks. This year, it’s a LOT more.

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