It’s real but sadly penalties are two minutes so players won’t feel the affects
JonTheWizard
It’s exclusively for Brad Marchand.
LumbaJ4cked
How about the guy sitting in the box and opening the door?
mud98
I like the image of guards having to physically drag the players into the box while they’re kicking and screaming because they’ve already served several eternities in hell.
missiongoalie35
If it is, can I put one in my bedroom? Then the Mrs can’t complain anymore.
gs1100e
I’ve never seen anything realer in my entire life.
profgamehendge
You got duped by a ClickHole article bruh. Lmfao.
ResponseMaxim
iS tHiS rEaL?
Comrade_Slime
Yes it’s real. This is for the Sabres when they call a penalty on the goalie for tripping.
Formal_Two_5747
Are you 8?
iwatchtoomuchsports
🤦♂️
GamerGod337
Ahh sweet, man made horrors beyond ny comprehension
mynamehere999
So leafs fans are running the box doors at all nhl rinks now?
minor_thing2022
ITS LONGER THAN YOU THINK!
What_U_KNO
r/AteTheOnion
Wafflelisk
There has been at least 1 Black Mirror episode on this idea
jiwijoo
All I can think of is when Loki was falling through portals for 30 mins
MittenRaised
But. Will it be in GTA VI?
funkystonrt
Yes this is 100% real
CaniacGoji
They saw that episode of DS9 where O’Brien was forced to live a lifetime prison sentence in an hour and were like ‘hey, let’s do that to our players.’
RecipeNew1835
Let’s keep Tom Wilson there for 10 minute penalty
Threatening
Is your question real? I hope not.
Canadian__Ninja
Obviously. But for us it’s still 2/4/5/10 minutes so it’s unchanged
bingbong6977
Breaking: Son Goku has signed a two way contract with the Boston Bruins
XColdLogicX
We move on step closer to judge Dredd. Throw the offenders into an iso-cube!
freszh_inztallz42o
📠
PreciousRoy78
Here is testing footage of a prototype from the 70s
Man! A 5 min major would be 833 years. We’d loose fighting boys.
BigBuy3674
Yes. It’s been in beta for a while, being used exclusively in elementary schools for kids that can’t afford their lunch.
Away_Note
The comments in this thread are gold.
usedtosmokepot
Nice try click hole
GARSDESILES
Goons are gonna train in those and be buffed af after major penalties. BTW, is there a « no kamehameha » rule in the nhl, cause they should start thinking about it.
mysticsavage
2 minutes in the Phantom Zone.
JadeHellbringer
A league that can’t even figure out how to get one of its franchises out of a 4500-seat college arena, but they can do something like this?
Totally real.
sck178
It’s absolutely real. I experience the exact same thing when I have a painful shit
x_VanHessian_x
When you get a coincidental minor and you’re in the box for 9 minutes because there is no stoppage in play after you’ve been in there for 2 minutes.
dirtbird_h
This is a long time to feel shame before you get free
korkkis
Imagine how good the players become when they train there! They’ll win the saiyan team in no time.
Judge_Rhinohold
Why 3 minutes? Why not say 2, 4 or 5 minutes, like actual penalties? I’m guess Clickhole writers know nothing about hockey.
death2sanity
betrayed and trapped in the hyperbolic penalty box
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It’s real but sadly penalties are two minutes so players won’t feel the affects
It’s exclusively for Brad Marchand.
How about the guy sitting in the box and opening the door?
I like the image of guards having to physically drag the players into the box while they’re kicking and screaming because they’ve already served several eternities in hell.
If it is, can I put one in my bedroom? Then the Mrs can’t complain anymore.
I’ve never seen anything realer in my entire life.
You got duped by a ClickHole article bruh. Lmfao.
iS tHiS rEaL?
Yes it’s real. This is for the Sabres when they call a penalty on the goalie for tripping.
Are you 8?
🤦♂️
Ahh sweet, man made horrors beyond ny comprehension
So leafs fans are running the box doors at all nhl rinks now?
ITS LONGER THAN YOU THINK!
r/AteTheOnion
There has been at least 1 Black Mirror episode on this idea
All I can think of is when Loki was falling through portals for 30 mins
But. Will it be in GTA VI?
Yes this is 100% real
They saw that episode of DS9 where O’Brien was forced to live a lifetime prison sentence in an hour and were like ‘hey, let’s do that to our players.’
Let’s keep Tom Wilson there for 10 minute penalty
Is your question real? I hope not.
Obviously. But for us it’s still 2/4/5/10 minutes so it’s unchanged
Breaking: Son Goku has signed a two way contract with the Boston Bruins
We move on step closer to judge Dredd. Throw the offenders into an iso-cube!
📠
Here is testing footage of a prototype from the 70s
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxXm9fEDfXyDwRTNdIpj5HQvtM1cZpeFOH?si=e59MyerSG0MHp3Xp
Man! A 5 min major would be 833 years. We’d loose fighting boys.
Yes. It’s been in beta for a while, being used exclusively in elementary schools for kids that can’t afford their lunch.
The comments in this thread are gold.
Nice try click hole
Goons are gonna train in those and be buffed af after major penalties. BTW, is there a « no kamehameha » rule in the nhl, cause they should start thinking about it.
2 minutes in the Phantom Zone.
A league that can’t even figure out how to get one of its franchises out of a 4500-seat college arena, but they can do something like this?
Totally real.
It’s absolutely real. I experience the exact same thing when I have a painful shit
When you get a coincidental minor and you’re in the box for 9 minutes because there is no stoppage in play after you’ve been in there for 2 minutes.
This is a long time to feel shame before you get free
Imagine how good the players become when they train there! They’ll win the saiyan team in no time.
Why 3 minutes? Why not say 2, 4 or 5 minutes, like actual penalties? I’m guess Clickhole writers know nothing about hockey.
betrayed and trapped in the hyperbolic penalty box