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[Schmaltz] On me dit que Tampa Bay, Dallas et Colorado reniflent la colle dans et autour du camp de Matt Dunba. L’Arizona en conserverait 50%


[Schmaltz] On me dit que Tampa Bay, Dallas et Colorado reniflent la colle dans et autour du camp de Matt Dunba. L’Arizona en conserverait 50%


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35 Comments

  1. themrs0830

    Ew. No please. I cannot stand that asshole.

  2. porkchopespresso

    Seems like an odd place to sniff

  3. Andrew_Coglianus

    NOPE

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    Pretty sure we’re just going to « sniff the glue in and around the MD Camp » is to A) drive the price up on DalAss and B) get super high off of glue fumes.

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    Fuck this rumor

  4. goavsgo1988

    I think it would be hilarious if Mild legends Zach Parise and Matt Dumba were to win a Stanley Cup with the Avs but I can think of half a dozen moves I would rather make, if not more

  5. ZookeepergameHot5642

    Ughhh he annoys the shit outta me..but that is because he’s a pest. Maybe that’s a good type of player to have on your team? I dunno just don’t like the duuude

  6. Massive_Contract_908

    Why? We already have a light version of him in Caleb Jones. Also just give us Nick Schmaltz. Maybe avs plan to deal Byram for a 2c like Middlestadt and plan on picking up dumba to replace byram with Arizona retaining salary, then throw in a little extra to send ryjo to a retirement home in the desert God bless him.

  7. zestfullybe

    The only thing going for him is his a right-handed shot. Isn’t he more or less washed right now? It’s not like he’s lighting it up.

    That would have to be one hell of a sweetheart deal.

    50% retained for a 6th and a Dave & Buster’s gift card… *maybe*.

  8. rohlinxeg

    Dubnyk… Parise… Dumba…

    Can we just skip the part where we wait 7-10 years and bring in Kaprizov now?

  9. gluesniffer678

    Sniffing glue kills brain cells and I’d avoid that activity at all costs.

  10. chawkey4

    For what purpose? We have dermy, we don’t need to get tougher, we need a center and BUG

  11. ulfhednar910

    But why? Unless they’re going to be moving another defenseman…

  12. RMoysters33

    Id rather paper cut my eyelids and pierce the webbing between all my digits than have to root for that douche nozzle.

  13. Dirtbiker250

    as Steve carrel would say. no God. No God. Please no. No. No. Nooooooooooooooooo

  14. Dirtbiker250

    ![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized)

  15. Exciting_Ad4264

    Not even in the ballpark of what this team needs. If we get a D I want Manson 2.0, not 2 points in like 40 games overpaid dumb-a

  16. Weak_Sentence_3297

    C-Mac Destroying the house that Sakic built with his amature scouting if this is true.

  17. Calibroncosfan

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.

  18. Maaglin

    Maybe some sort of three way trade where we get something we actually need, but absolutely no to Dumba in Colorado. Gross.

  19. Maess420

    Plus, as a 5/6 or spot duty on the 2nd pair, as much as I hated DumbASS in Minny, he would be a good , veteran presence with playoff experience if we move one of G or Byram for a 2C

  20. SRTifiable

    I’m here for that. Dunba is one of those guys you hate when you have to play against him, but love when he’s your guy. He’d be a good pickup. There are other, more pressing issues, but this wouldn’t be bad for the team.

  21. ThanatosUO19

    Yeah, no. I don’t want Dumbass on our team

  22. Slaitster

    Systematically working through the list of my least liked players. Lovely.

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