I don’t like Buoy either, but that one on the left would have scared the shit out of kids. Probably not a great look to have Davey Jones visiting local children hospitals lol
DrGentlemanSir
Mascots are for the kids anyway. Plus I think it’s fun how everyone else hates him. Fits right into the literal troll thing 🧌
Griswaldthebeaver
I think he’s fine, what’s the issue?
Christopher2011L
A buoy is more reliable than Davy any day!
ccafferata473
YEAH BOOUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
pulpgimp
Mascots are for children 10 and under and children 10 and under are scaredy cats
pachydrm
Fuck that. Bouy is fun and the kids love him. It is just a bunch of adults bitching about something not being for them.
outofdate70shouse
Buoy is my favorite mascot
JayTee245
I think it fits that the actual kraken is so mysterious that Buoy is just sort of a random sea creature/troll
Hopfit46
Ahh yes, the piratesof puget sound.
Alexander_Rover
Yikes lol that’s horrible
Iyagovos
The one owned by Disney probably wouldn’t have been a good idea.
Nice2See
I like Buoy!
luisquin
Y’all needed kthulu as your mascot
matildaelena
noo lil guy doing his best 🙁
Horny_For_Tea
Wow I’ve never seen this meme posted on this sub before.
retard_catapult
Buoy slander 😰
ruinedbyconversation
What the hell is that?! Looks like a troll doll or something
WearsTheLAMsauce
The Kraken missed such a good opportunity to design a badass jersey, but somehow decided on an “S” shaped like a tentacle. Really missed the mark in my opinion. Hoping some good 3rd jerseys come along that make up for this flop.
FlyTheW1988
“Tell me about it. Nobody wanted this clown.” -Biz
The_Quackening
The mascots are for the kids!
daft_punked
I heard Bill Nighy was too expensive and didnt wanna relocate.
Jessejets
The last kraken I dealt with gave me crabs. 🤷
Morbo_Kang_Kodos
It’s the Seattle *Kraken*, right? Why would you have a mascot that looks like a cartoon bat?
GroundbreakingCow775
Shitty Gritty
TrentZoolander
That is the worst mascot I have ever seen.
runeeeeeeeeees
i love buoy, hes to entertain kids at the end of the day and he definitely does that so i think hes great!
Tourquemata47
Can`t tell if it`s werewolf with a blue nose or a Vampire with blue hair.
JetsFan2003
If they were gonna have a troll mascot, it should’ve been the troll Frank Reynolds plays in « The Night Man Cometh »
ForeignAd1389
Philly could have had a bird, but instead they got nightmare fuel.
First-Radish727
Buoy is the mascot we needed! He’s awesome and I will abide no slander!
srdsrd222srd
Could of had handsome squidward
Miller1128
Yeah, what the hell is that mascot?
deftoned274
Who posted this? Biz is that you?
echelon999
Keep Buoy’s name out your mouth! Anyone that gives Biz shit is okay in my books.
gpRYme
Aka Not Gritty
Kitchen-Lie-7894
I’m guessing the one that the franchise designed from scratch was cheaper than the copyrighted one.
Dickincheeks
Lol gotta keep it family friendly. The Bouy mascot is good imo
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I don’t like Buoy either, but that one on the left would have scared the shit out of kids. Probably not a great look to have Davey Jones visiting local children hospitals lol
Mascots are for the kids anyway. Plus I think it’s fun how everyone else hates him. Fits right into the literal troll thing 🧌
I think he’s fine, what’s the issue?
A buoy is more reliable than Davy any day!
YEAH BOOUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Mascots are for children 10 and under and children 10 and under are scaredy cats
Fuck that. Bouy is fun and the kids love him. It is just a bunch of adults bitching about something not being for them.
Buoy is my favorite mascot
I think it fits that the actual kraken is so mysterious that Buoy is just sort of a random sea creature/troll
Ahh yes, the piratesof puget sound.
Yikes lol that’s horrible
The one owned by Disney probably wouldn’t have been a good idea.
I like Buoy!
Y’all needed kthulu as your mascot
noo lil guy doing his best 🙁
Wow I’ve never seen this meme posted on this sub before.
Buoy slander 😰
What the hell is that?! Looks like a troll doll or something
The Kraken missed such a good opportunity to design a badass jersey, but somehow decided on an “S” shaped like a tentacle. Really missed the mark in my opinion. Hoping some good 3rd jerseys come along that make up for this flop.
“Tell me about it. Nobody wanted this clown.” -Biz
The mascots are for the kids!
I heard Bill Nighy was too expensive and didnt wanna relocate.
The last kraken I dealt with gave me crabs. 🤷
It’s the Seattle *Kraken*, right? Why would you have a mascot that looks like a cartoon bat?
Shitty Gritty
That is the worst mascot I have ever seen.
i love buoy, hes to entertain kids at the end of the day and he definitely does that so i think hes great!
Can`t tell if it`s werewolf with a blue nose or a Vampire with blue hair.
If they were gonna have a troll mascot, it should’ve been the troll Frank Reynolds plays in « The Night Man Cometh »
Philly could have had a bird, but instead they got nightmare fuel.
Buoy is the mascot we needed! He’s awesome and I will abide no slander!
Could of had handsome squidward
Yeah, what the hell is that mascot?
Who posted this? Biz is that you?
Keep Buoy’s name out your mouth! Anyone that gives Biz shit is okay in my books.
Aka Not Gritty
I’m guessing the one that the franchise designed from scratch was cheaper than the copyrighted one.
Lol gotta keep it family friendly. The Bouy mascot is good imo
100% agree
I like Buoy