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Mon abri anti-bombes pour me cacher des fans des Oilers (et peut-être des panthères aussi)


Au moment où je poste ceci. Les Oilers sont à une période de temps de remporter le sixième match et donc de se qualifier pour la finale de la Coupe Stanley.

Pour me préparer aux déchets nucléaires provenant des fans des Oilers, j’ai créé cet abri anti-bombes.

Il est également à l’abri des sentiments salés des anciennes grandes flammes des autres équipes (touxtoux* Tkachuk, Bennett, Lomberg hum).

Tous les fans des flammes sont invités à se joindre pour se protéger. J’inclurais également toutes les autres bases de fans de la LNH qui détestent également les Oilers et les Panthers.

Les 2 prochaines semaines seront un Armageddon nucléaire toxique. Être prêt…


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27 Comments

  1. Beta1224

    We just need to shut this place down until the draft if the worst case scenario happens

  2. Appropriate_Shape833

    Meh. Plenty of Flames went on to win Cups with other teams after leaving the team: Nieuwendyk, Hull, Mullen, Stillman, St. Louis, Vernon, etc, etc. Why are Tkachuk and Bennett any better than those players?

  3. Ashamed_Character_46

    Uhh is there room for me and my girl and a couple cats?

  4. Correct-Boat-8981

    I want to fire Brad Treliving into the fucking sun with the number of former Flames still in the fight

  5. Cooteeo

    Am I the only one that would love to see tkachuck and Bennett lift the cup on oilers ice?

  6. knightking55

    As if having to live in EDM isn’t punishment enough I gotta deal with this mow

  7. SwedishMeatwall

    I really don’t care who wins at this point. If Edmonton wins, it’s a fuck you to Bennett and Tkachuk for wanting out. If Florida wins, Oilers lose.

    Watching the Oilers get closer and closer has been like drowning. There is panic and struggle, but my lungs have given out and filled with water. I’ve relaxed now, and whatever happens happens.

  8. Spawnacus

    I’ll stay outside. I’m a bloodied build, RADs only make me stronger!

  9. Brookie069

    I’m cheering for Florida, perhaps this is gods plan to send him to Florida and be the final Edmonton boss.

  10. littlbrothadougi

    Whether Oilers lose or win I’m not ready to hear more McDavid McDavid McDavid McDavid McDavid, did we mention McDavid was in the finals? for the next while

  11. Synyster_Suds

    This has gotta be a worst case scenario Stanley cup final for us considering the amount of former flame players and coach(s?) going for it all

  12. vito_corleone01

    Chucky and Bennett.. do what you gotta do.

  13. JRP_964

    The worst possible outcome and of course it happened because why the fuck wouldn’t it. Life sucks as a Flames fan

  14. caucasianally

    I drew the coilers randomly (spin the wheel style) in the hockey pool at work. They’ve turned my $20 into a guaranteed $60 so that’s cool I guess. Fuck do I not want to win $260. The trade off wouldn’t be worth it

  15. deltajulietbravo

    The darkest timeline, and I’m fucking stuck in it.

  16. FWIW, the Flames and Oilers mod teams seem to have a good rapport and ban anyone who tries coming to their respective subs trying to start stuff. Once it has been made aware to the mods, they lock it down real quick.

  17. DrewLockIsTheAnswer1

    Why give them the satisfaction? Stay off hockey subs or stop crying about it.

  18. Mysterious-Rhubarb43

    Man, you Flames fans should just turn off the TV and put down your phones. The amount of whining coming out of Calgary is just sad.

  19. Many_Debate_7159

    One day Calgary might make the playoffs again, doubtful but the fans can be hopeful hahaha.

  20. ProphetOfScorch

    Maybe Management being forced to watch the Oilers become a million times more popular than the Flames will spark some actual changes

  21. ProvincialPork

    I’m a lifelong Edmonton fan, and if Calgary was in the finals, I’d be cheering for you guys 100%

  22. ceegeboiil

    I have a lot of Oilers friends. And I just think it would be hilarious to see game 7 OT and Chucky scores the winner, the looks on the oilers faces would be priceless 😭

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