Rossi is gonna need to manually bend a barbell into the shape of a hockey stick if he keeps training like this. No Bauer or CCM will withstand his power. They’re gonna need to test steroids to check if they’re made of Marco Rossi. This guy does wrist curls while he sleeps. Arnold Schwarzenegger will be calling to ask him how this Austrian dynamo can build so much muscle.
CitizenStrife
Russo’s code for: Guerin, if you trade this guy for Laine, you are fucking stupid.
Oh wait, no, that’s me saying this.
Paladad
Marco truly gives his all to the team. Choosing the Wild over Olympic qualifiers is mad dedication
FloweringSkull67
What is his grit factor though? That’s all that matters to ole uncle Billy
EliAsH__
>be Marco Rossi
>play for nhl team
>already good, but I could be better
>train every day
>sister’s wedding coming up, not going because I need the gainz
>invited to help my country qualify for the olympics
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Rossi is gonna need to manually bend a barbell into the shape of a hockey stick if he keeps training like this. No Bauer or CCM will withstand his power. They’re gonna need to test steroids to check if they’re made of Marco Rossi. This guy does wrist curls while he sleeps. Arnold Schwarzenegger will be calling to ask him how this Austrian dynamo can build so much muscle.
Russo’s code for: Guerin, if you trade this guy for Laine, you are fucking stupid.
Oh wait, no, that’s me saying this.
Marco truly gives his all to the team. Choosing the Wild over Olympic qualifiers is mad dedication
What is his grit factor though? That’s all that matters to ole uncle Billy
>be Marco Rossi
>play for nhl team
>already good, but I could be better
>train every day
>sister’s wedding coming up, not going because I need the gainz
>invited to help my country qualify for the olympics
>this will affect my gainz
>decline, obviously, olympics is a scam
>continue perpetually training