Virtanen was pretty slow in the hockey iq department
Nigerian-Eagle
Has to be Dana Murzyn
sasksasquatch
Andrew Alberts
The only thing I even remember of him as a Canucks player is that he was the one that turned the puck over vs LA that lead to Luongo absolutely robbing Ryan Smyth in the 2010 playoffs.
De_Floppss
There’s a reason that Dana Murzyn’s nickname was The Pylon
redditguyinthehouse
SOB, like the guy but not exactly lightning
BetterAd1611
Another nod for Murzyn. The molasses man
MaximumOverfart
Dana Murzyn is probably for the win, but an overweight and mostly drunk Vladimir Krutov should be considered.
21marvel1
Jeff Cowan
TonyIdaho1954
+1 Dana Murzyn.
huzeyodaddy
Krutov that fat fuck
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Hamshaggy
I’m going with Dana Murzyn or Robert Dirk, both those guys made Edler look like Bure..
Away-Security-7689
Dana Murzyn
Give-Me-The-Bat
Dana Murzyn has no match in this one.
KoreanCanuck28
Murray Baron comes to mind
Soggy-Emu-4967
Murzyn. Which is really a testament to his ability to be so effective (particularly as Lumme’s partner). Dana made the absolute most of what he had, and was a big part of those early 90s teams, despite his shortcomings in the skating dept.
nucks
Kyle Wellwood. if the guy had any speed at all, he could’ve been a star. Silky silky mitts.
piechartreuse
Murzyn was on my mind before I saw the other comments. Baron too.
Razzamatazz14
Has anyone said Murzyn yet? 🤣
Comprehensive_Rent76
Kyle wellwood
LadnerJohn
Dana Murzyn
OneChet
Murzyn. Even if it’s not the correct answer, it’s the one required for the meme to be correct!
rambunctiouscanadian
Olli Juolevi just for the bag skate picture
CoolFox3218
Dana
Just-Fly-1150
Luke Schenn
ArcticWolf81
Dana “Pylon” Murzyn
Hyper0059
My one vivid memory of slow. Was watching Sestito on a breakaway, and have yet to see a player lose his ground as fast as Sestito did.
But of course Murzyn may be slower, I’ve just never seen him play.
flossingomega
Murzyn. Good defender. Slow as fuck.
kidcanada0
Dana Murzyn all day
laundro_mat
Mats Sundin looked like he was skating in quicksand during his short stint as a Canuck
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I’ll start this one,
Tom Sestito
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Virtanen was pretty slow in the hockey iq department
Has to be Dana Murzyn
Andrew Alberts
The only thing I even remember of him as a Canucks player is that he was the one that turned the puck over vs LA that lead to Luongo absolutely robbing Ryan Smyth in the 2010 playoffs.
There’s a reason that Dana Murzyn’s nickname was The Pylon
SOB, like the guy but not exactly lightning
Another nod for Murzyn. The molasses man
Dana Murzyn is probably for the win, but an overweight and mostly drunk Vladimir Krutov should be considered.
Jeff Cowan
+1 Dana Murzyn.
Krutov that fat fuck
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I’m going with Dana Murzyn or Robert Dirk, both those guys made Edler look like Bure..
Dana Murzyn
Dana Murzyn has no match in this one.
Murray Baron comes to mind
Murzyn. Which is really a testament to his ability to be so effective (particularly as Lumme’s partner). Dana made the absolute most of what he had, and was a big part of those early 90s teams, despite his shortcomings in the skating dept.
Kyle Wellwood. if the guy had any speed at all, he could’ve been a star. Silky silky mitts.
Murzyn was on my mind before I saw the other comments. Baron too.
Has anyone said Murzyn yet? 🤣
Kyle wellwood
Dana Murzyn
Murzyn. Even if it’s not the correct answer, it’s the one required for the meme to be correct!
Olli Juolevi just for the bag skate picture
Dana
Luke Schenn
Dana “Pylon” Murzyn
My one vivid memory of slow. Was watching Sestito on a breakaway, and have yet to see a player lose his ground as fast as Sestito did.
But of course Murzyn may be slower, I’ve just never seen him play.
Murzyn. Good defender. Slow as fuck.
Dana Murzyn all day
Mats Sundin looked like he was skating in quicksand during his short stint as a Canuck