You make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich EACH DAY. You wear your lucky jock strap EACH DAY.
Supervisor3000
This is going in my office.
Rook22Ti
I’ve worked in too many crappy offices because this makes me cringe. Though I suspect it’s a bit easier for a hockey player to be enthusiastic than whatever the non-essential fuck I am.
scottcmu
YOU FLUSH THE GODDAMN TOILET, GENO
CarolinaHeinz
This reads like the Wellness sessions in Severance
GuayakiRuna
Fairly annoying to read this as a player.
americantwist26
low key would someone know where I could get one?
Aggressive-1
Well many many years ago a famous penguin said, “I’m dying alive in Pittsburgh!” He got shipped off and it was really bad after that!
kpw1320
TL:DR – work hard and don’t be a dick
Kidspud
Bold of them to put so many words for a hockey player to read 😏
ReportWorried
This is stupid
involmasturb
#EACH DAY
RADToronto
What the hell is going on over there
RiseAbove87
This doesn’t read well. It just sounds like Dubas flexing his higher position, while being annoying at the same time.
veraldar
The lack of the Oxford comma in 8 bothers me to no end
Dependent_Help_6725
I thought this was talking about actual penguins and was made for fun 😭😭😭
dwaynebathtub
Tacky awful bullshit. It’s « Live laugh love » accompanied by the sound of a cracking whip.
Hopefully Geno tosses this sign in the trash after training camp.
riddler1225
Big Dubas fan, but he needs someone to review these.
TheDucksTales
The signature makes it worse.
TheDucksTales
How about one of these with Sid’s words and signature instead?
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You make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich EACH DAY. You wear your lucky jock strap EACH DAY.
This is going in my office.
I’ve worked in too many crappy offices because this makes me cringe. Though I suspect it’s a bit easier for a hockey player to be enthusiastic than whatever the non-essential fuck I am.
YOU FLUSH THE GODDAMN TOILET, GENO
This reads like the Wellness sessions in Severance
Fairly annoying to read this as a player.
low key would someone know where I could get one?
Well many many years ago a famous penguin said, “I’m dying alive in Pittsburgh!” He got shipped off and it was really bad after that!
TL:DR – work hard and don’t be a dick
Bold of them to put so many words for a hockey player to read 😏
This is stupid
#EACH DAY
What the hell is going on over there
This doesn’t read well. It just sounds like Dubas flexing his higher position, while being annoying at the same time.
The lack of the Oxford comma in 8 bothers me to no end
I thought this was talking about actual penguins and was made for fun 😭😭😭
Tacky awful bullshit. It’s « Live laugh love » accompanied by the sound of a cracking whip.
Hopefully Geno tosses this sign in the trash after training camp.
Big Dubas fan, but he needs someone to review these.
The signature makes it worse.
How about one of these with Sid’s words and signature instead?