I like how he reminds me that the most valuable franchise in the NHL finished dead last in the league. I don’t think any other franchise has ever done that in any sport ever.
CannotKillChicago
All work and no play makes Auston a dull boy
Flex1855
Great player terrible facial hair/hair choices
Puzzleheaded_Love_74
Jack Nicholson »s younger brother
prettyhatemachine997
Looks like a goofy cartoon character. Hope Ryan reeves rearrange’s it’s face
Negative_Increase975
Heeeeeerrrrrrre’s Johnny!!!!!!
Sashaband
creepy looking fucker isn’t he
Lanky-Friendship9443
The only thing missing are those massive coke caverns he calls nostrils
wpglatino
Hrs just gotta take that down to the wood. He’ll be looking like Al Iafrate soon enough
El_Tio-del-Barrio
Man I hate the leafs but even I find this one a tad harsh…
kabalongski
That is some terrible lighting. Lol.
ChuckFranzen
Looks like Jack Nicholson in The Shining.
commanderr01
Not even a little bit….
thejoneshour
Hahhh!
terminese
He’s gotten more action then anyone in this sub could ever dream of.
cateraide420
I was thinking of Peter Dante from Grandmas boy
Neely67
Dr Johnny Fever
andy4775
Pennywise
Taylor_Donny
I wish I had the confidence to have long hair and have the worst receding hairline ever. I also wish I was one of the greatest American hockey players of my generation. But first the hair thing.
Flashy_Ship5839
You’re right, that mustache does make him look like a predator
Adorable_Afternoon62
Nah dude, that’s Master Betty from Kung Pow
Bouldergeuse
He’s a handsome fella. I don’t get the weird hate and teasing.
Food-and-Wine
Looks more like the I’m not saying it’s aliens guy.
MagnustheJust
William Murderface from Dethklok…
AmpleForeskins
Blue shirt dancing guy… google it
Outhousethoughts
It’s like Mike Keenan had a kid by mistake lol … he’ll do wonders in the league
bcw_83
Auston Matthews, the Predator. Preying on NHL goalies since 2016-2017.
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What did you do
Can’t deny that forehead!
I can’t unsee this
I take it he’s off to Nashville?
Outa pocket
It looks like my wife’s boyfriend
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/bigmouth/images/3/3a/Coach_Steve.png/revision/latest?cb=20191101015122
How much longer before he goes full Getzlaf?
There is a resemblance. Close ancestor maybe.
Cmon, this man is clearly a Klingon.
Crackd up
Lord Farquad looking ass
Matthews to Nashville confirmed
Stud
I like how he reminds me that the most valuable franchise in the NHL finished dead last in the league. I don’t think any other franchise has ever done that in any sport ever.
All work and no play makes Auston a dull boy
Great player terrible facial hair/hair choices
Jack Nicholson »s younger brother
Looks like a goofy cartoon character. Hope Ryan reeves rearrange’s it’s face
Heeeeeerrrrrrre’s Johnny!!!!!!
creepy looking fucker isn’t he
The only thing missing are those massive coke caverns he calls nostrils
Hrs just gotta take that down to the wood. He’ll be looking like Al Iafrate soon enough
Man I hate the leafs but even I find this one a tad harsh…
That is some terrible lighting. Lol.
Looks like Jack Nicholson in The Shining.
Not even a little bit….
Hahhh!
He’s gotten more action then anyone in this sub could ever dream of.
I was thinking of Peter Dante from Grandmas boy
Dr Johnny Fever
Pennywise
I wish I had the confidence to have long hair and have the worst receding hairline ever. I also wish I was one of the greatest American hockey players of my generation. But first the hair thing.
You’re right, that mustache does make him look like a predator
Nah dude, that’s Master Betty from Kung Pow
He’s a handsome fella. I don’t get the weird hate and teasing.
Looks more like the I’m not saying it’s aliens guy.
William Murderface from Dethklok…
Blue shirt dancing guy… google it
It’s like Mike Keenan had a kid by mistake lol … he’ll do wonders in the league
Auston Matthews, the Predator. Preying on NHL goalies since 2016-2017.
Man’s gonna be bald in 2 years
Bruh what the fuck is that hair line?