@Sharks de San José

Une lettre ouverte aux Sharks de San Jose



Alias : « Félicitations, les requins ! » (2019) Chaque année avec cette merde, mec. Chaque année. De faux espoirs de donner à cette équipe un morceau de succès pour ensuite l’emporter. Tomber à court encore une fois. Cette équipe était juste chargée de talent et de compétences, mais il n’a jamais semblé qu’elle était proche d’atteindre son plein potentiel. C’est juste frustrant, mec. Oui, ils n’auraient pas dû être là pour commencer, mais ça pique quand même. C’était peut-être la dernière grande chance avec Thornton et Pavelski dans l’alignement. Je me sens triste maintenant.

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  1. Here's my bit on this chokejob:

    Congratulations Sharks. You pull off an incredible comeback against Vegas, and you also beat a red hot team in the Avalanche.. Now who are you facing in the Conference Final? The Blues? Oh god this team? This will be a cake walk. The Blues are a team that shouldn't even be in the playoffs. Martin Jones is rock solid, and you got Pavelski back. Just continue what you're doing and you'll be fine….

    6 games later

    How..? How the fuck do you do this?! All that talent, all that talk after Game 7 against Vegas and you STILL can't win a Cup?!?! You lost to the Blues?!?! AND THEY WON THE CUP AS WELL?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK SHARKS!!

    Being a Sharks fan for 10 years, I've realized something about this team.. They are a consistent team… If you're talking in regards of choking every single year.. You pull out big names, have terrific regular seasons. You look red hot for a minute in the playoffs, and then you just roll over and die the next.. There are many people that aren't even Sharks fans that are getting tired of this bullshit. For the love of God that's good and great. Just fucking win the Cup.. Just do it once. You don't have to do it 5 or 6 times!! JUST DO IT ONCE FOR FUCK SAKE!!! sigh 2016 seems so long ago.. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go drink my tears of agony. I'd offer you some, but I'm afraid you'll choke on it..

  2. As a Sharks fan, I can say we deserved these two videos and they are true all the way.   However, I see those out there drawing comparisons to Cleveland (ignore the Barons).    I must step in there and say , "not so fast".   It is not that bad….yet.   The Shark Tank is still spelled correctly!    Maybe after enough bleach and ammonia, it will end up RKTSHAANK.    Then and only then will the comparisons be correct.

  3. No trade, no movement clause did this, Joe Pavelski was the straw that broke the camels back, get him back in 2022! Covid 19 Coronavirus makes this look pretty small now

  4. The truth hurts, and Urinating Tree had the balls to say it. Again. Look in the dictionary under self-destruction, collapses, choking, flatlining, and folding. Chances are you'll see at least one player from the San Jose Sharks under those words. Well played, UT. Again.

  5. Sharks fan: There's always next year
    Next year: The worst team in the Western Conference and having to lose a legit top 5 pick for the Karlsson trade.

  6. Were still gonna steal a playoff spot from a more deserving team, and we might even do more with it. This is the life of a Sharks fan. Let's go San Jo!!

  7. Even if they did make it to the finals they probably would of lost to Boston knowing how this team is

  8. Sharks fans: There's always next year!
    Next year: near the bottom of the Western Conference, doesn't even make it into the expanded postseason.
    Sharks fans: Uhh, any chance we can get a mulligan on that?
    Hockey Gods: DENIED.

  9. The San Jose Sharks are actually Utree’s favorite non-local hockey team. The pain is there. It’s sad, some anger, and then: resignation. Maybe one day Sharks. Maybe.

  10. And look at them now. Disfunctional Evander Kane's career in jeopardy? That shit cost them a 1st round pick.

    Erik Karlsson? He's an alright offensive defenseman but he's not worth $11.5 million. That'll be another 6 years.

    Vlasic and Burns both are godawful contracts, and THEY haven't been elite defensemen in almost 4 years.

    Martin Jones? Gone to a backup role in Philadelphia behind a young goalie who got way too much goddamn hype because he played miles over his head in 2019.

    Marleau? He did come back to San Jose. Predictably, in a far, far inferior form to the world beater he was 15 years ago. After being brought back twice.

    Thornton? Currently in Florida for what almost HAS to be his last NHL season. Hell of a career but the dude is a banged up shell of what he was and is luxury goods for a contending Panthers team.

    Pavelski was told to hit the pine and has since had a trio of decent outings in a middle 6 role in Dallas.

    Brendan Dillon offered as sacrifice to the hellhole known as Philadelphia as well, pennies on the dollar.

    Logan Couture for as good as he is, you know damn well he doesn't keep this up until he's 37. That contract will end in a buyout most definitely.

    Timo Meier can't seem to decide if he wants 2018 meme form or to be an actual elite scorer. I choose to believe his god-mode stretch was a fluke because that's exactly what it was, but the Sharks will either overpay him and he'll become yet another terrible contract, or he'll go to Washington and dominate with Kuznetsov or Backstrom or some shit.

    Hertl is good but he too is soon due for a new contract, and will either have his prime elsewhere, or be overpaid to stay in SJ and be held back.

    Reality is, this team is gonna suck for a long long time. The fact that there was still a glitter of hope that it would turn around as recently as 2019-20 is apalling, with how they looked last year and to a greater degree this year, NOBODY has this team doing anything, unless they have access to literal time travel.

  11. San Jose Sharks please hire Julien. and hope you don’t run into the Oilers, Avs, Flames, Stars, or Kings.

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