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[PREGAME] Tampa Bay Lightning (32-15-1) vs Florida Panthers (24-22-6) – 19h00 HNE – 02/06/23 – Break’s Over, Back to Work Edition


[PREGAME] Tampa Bay Lightning (32-15-1) vs Florida Panthers (24-22-6) – 19h00 HNE – 02/06/23 – Break’s Over, Back to Work Edition


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19 Comments

  1. Personal-Banana-9491

    Oh shit. We have hockey again?

    #WE HAVE HOCKEY AGAIN!

  2. Beauty_Weeman

    The Big Cat is about to chow down on some kittens!!!!!!

  3. big-daddio

    Need to treat this game seriously, despite their record Kitties are talented and they hate us. No Gasparilla / All-Star hangover guys.

  4. SwagFondue

    Holy moly glad to have hockey back, don’t know how I’m going to handle the off season again.

  5. xo-serra-angel

    I’ll be there, if anyone sees a person in a kuch jersey walking around Sawgrass mills that might be me

  6. feels like a good day to keep little brother on the outside of the playoffs looking in

  7. Three_Froggy_Problem

    I love that the Panthers Garfield also has a Garfield-themed logo on his jersey

  8. likeslululemon

    Call me a dreamer, but I don’t think this game will be as easy as we like. I’d like a W but I feel weird.

  9. Ben-8621

    Another trip to the litter box, take care kitties LFG BOLTS

  10. Squeaky_Is_Evil

    It’s all good. They need the anonymity of the internet to feel important and act all tough. I will say that zero percent of your fans try to act tough in person. I’ve on numerous occasions called them out and they shut the fuck up really quick. You guys talk a big game because your team is stacked but learn some humility. For all the years that the wings were dominant…. not one fucking peep from their fans. They are said to come from a trashy place and their state is said to have a lot literacy making them a bunch of uneducated goons…. nope, lovely fans and nice people talk to if You’ve ever sat next to them. They don’t feel the need to excessively celebrate or get annoying. Yet Tampa fans…. usually pretty quiet but capable of being petty and antagonistic. If the redwings taught us anything…. nothing gold can stay. Ill leav you with my favorite telling a lightning fan to shut the fuck up story. This takes place 4-5 years ago. I have had my season sears for 25 years now so I’m pretty much a die hard hockey fan and get really into it. These 2 little punks are sitting behind me decked out in lightning gear yelling all sorts of shit. I say little because I’m a 6’7” 230+ pound grown ass man with a big fucking beard. I look mean. So these 2 kids, probably young 20’s are just being twats. Lightnings are up and getting the golden hand of the red on their nuts like usual. So these kids are lapping it up and talking shit. My wife is with me so she’s trying to keep me sane and it giving me that look she always does so I’m playing it cool. I stay humble and cheer for my time like a respectful fan and husband. I gets interesting when the 2 kids start filming snap chat videos and talking shit…. “LOOK AT ALL OF THESE LOSER PANTHER FANS…. BUCH OF FUCKING LOSERS….” then enter 6’7” Mr with a big chip on my shoulder, I instantly turn around…… “WHAT THE FUCK FID YOU JUST SAY…… GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!!!!!” Their jaw drops…. ughhhhhh…. ugh…. ugh…. absolutely shaking in their boots…. ughhhthhdhhhhshshsh we didn’t say anything…. still recording. “I JUST HEARD YOU SAY LOOK AT THESE LOSERS…. BUNCH OF LOSERS…. WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO UOU HAVE TO SAY…. I’M RIGHT HERE AND LISTENING…. WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU HAVE TO SAY…..” UGHHHHHHHHH….UNMMMM…. (CRICKETS). My wife is mortified. Everyone in the 1 mile radius has heard me explode. These 2 kids have not only piss but shit themselves and are absolutely stuck mentally. They cannot speak words wisely, I didn’t want to sound too threatening because these were just 2 bitch ass kids who obviously couldn’t handle themselves physically or mentally. They didn’t utter one word the rest of the 2nd or 3rd period. The panthers did go on to wing for which I turned around at the end of the game and told them the lightning lost because they could keep their fucking mouths shut. I have them a serious lashing at the end of the game and told them that next time time wouldn’t be so lucky and that had my wife not been there to keep me cool I may have escalated it physically or even got us all thrown out for being wayyyyy more aggravated and cause more of a scene. And funny side note…. some random fan in my section who I’ve never met before or seen again came up to me after altercation occurred and thanked me for shutting them up and gave me a beer. Not one of my proudest moments I’ll say but like I told my wife…. I’m not going to just sit there and take some unprovoked shit talking from any fan much less some twats from Tampon Bay. Lightning fans can be sincere and good hearted people but let’s just face it… if you drive nearly 4 hours across the alley to see your team and talk some trash… better not be sitting next to me or I’ll get in your face and make you regret every last word you thought was going to sound funny. Still waiting for that snap chat video to surface. I’m not kidding I went from 0 to 100 real quick. I was looking at the lightning sub for weeks after thinking they would post it. Probably too embarrassing for them since I called them out and they were like ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh…….. NOTHING. Bunch of bitches anyways. End rant.

  11. CruelRuin

    long layoff so you just know they’re gonna start slow

  12. MrSCR23

    Is this…actual meaningful hockey on the schedule tonight?

  13. rhodesleadnowhere

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    Hockey’s back? Hockey’s back! Heigh-ho it’s off to work we go…

  14. After watching whatever kind of hockey the all-star game was, I need to see some back and fore-checking.

    And this game should provide plenty of that and plenty of hate against each other.

    Also, it’s the third anniversary of my first game ever at Amalie arena, and I’ve still never got to see them again live.

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