I hate booing a player for something that really wasn’t their fault. I love when that player drags their scroat across the face of all those booing buttholes.
luvdemtiddies
I shall call him Rantdy after this epic rant.
Cutcarefullyplayloud
based on the /r/hockey thread about dumb reasons you hate certain teams, Randy is definitely not alone.
CrownRoyalBlack
Ah that was a good laugh. Understandable though, I have feelings of equivalent value about the capitals… and that stupid ovechkin!! 🤣
psyopsono
Top reply is sweet: “As a lifetime Habs fan, I am ashamed to read Randy’s hate towards the Hurricanes. Hockey is all about rivalries and have fun. I went to PCN Arena a couple weeks ago to attend Habs VS Canes game and I have been very impressed with atmosphere and Canes fans enthousiasm ! Keep it up”
and he posted a pic of him and Don. Cute!
justheretolurk123456
This is some delicious future pasta!
dboy120
How else should Raleigh be spelled?? Rawlee?
dragons_fire77
I like this guy, he knows he’s petty and lays it on thick.
bytor_2112
Randy has a problem with name punctuation? My dude Montreal speaks French isn’t that their whole thing?
Mr_Fanntastic
Thanks. I hate it.
philit17
Wow resentment, much?
Rabbit_Song
Bless Randy’s heart! Lol
Nagi21
To be fair I also hate the way raleigh is spelled the way it’s pronounced
KingPatrickIV
Anyone know if Michael Shannon is on Cameo? I’d chip in for a dramatic reading of this
PapaGrubbz
I have lived and died with the Carolina Hurricanes for over 25 years. I know I’m supposed to hate Washington and Pittsburgh the most, and I do. I love Carolina the most. I love everything about them. I love that they replaced the Hartford Whalers. I love that they’re so good at drafting. I love Justin Williams’ unpenalized high stick that carved up Saku Koivu’s eyeball. I love their sick post-game celebrations. I love that their coach has a sick apostrophe in his name. I love the snarky extra $20 on Kotkaniemi’s contract. I love Svechnikov’s beautiful Michigans. I love that they have a whole forward line of guys with numbers in the 80’s. I love Rod The Bod. I love Brent Burns’ KitKat commercials. I love that the Staals always score against Montreal. I love the stupid way that Raleigh is spelled. I love Kotkamiemi’s mole. I love everything about the Carolina Hurricanes.😊
peyofthedead
Something tells me Randy didn’t get enough hugs as a child.
TheTylerB
“Ok randy, show me on the KK doll where the hurricanes hurt you”
notleonardodicaprio
this is a level of petty I can get behind
traplej
And with that, a new copy pasta was born
ChonkyWumpus
Mmm delicious pasta
HastyEthnocentrism
F in the chat, boys.
misstiff1971
Bless his heart.
BetterThanAFoon
Let the hate fuel you! It’s super fun because when your team of choice is doing things right these sort of guys come out of the woodwork.
RingRingBananaPwn
Imagine being a fan of the only French speaking team in the league and being annoyed by words with apostrophies in them.
jnmartin7171
He summed up how I feel about any sports team that comes from Boston.
We may be brothers
kribsfire
In response to the OP’s question, Montreal, Montreal hurt him. As a long time fan of another Canadian team (which shall remain nameless), we have had to watch a beautiful team form here that likes its fans and wants to do well. Our teams up north can be cruel. Want to go to a game, that will be $150 a ticket and you will have to be on a waiting list. Want to feel like your team values your input, too bad, you were born into this and we know we have you for life. Want a team that sticks up for each other, nope! So sorry Randy, it was rigged from the start.
psaltyne
I mean, we ARE just a bunch of jerks
Unholydiver919
Hahahaha that’s not hate that’s pure jealousy! Love you too from the lovely 60 degree F south.
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I hate booing a player for something that really wasn’t their fault. I love when that player drags their scroat across the face of all those booing buttholes.
I shall call him Rantdy after this epic rant.
based on the /r/hockey thread about dumb reasons you hate certain teams, Randy is definitely not alone.
Ah that was a good laugh. Understandable though, I have feelings of equivalent value about the capitals… and that stupid ovechkin!! 🤣
Top reply is sweet: “As a lifetime Habs fan, I am ashamed to read Randy’s hate towards the Hurricanes. Hockey is all about rivalries and have fun. I went to PCN Arena a couple weeks ago to attend Habs VS Canes game and I have been very impressed with atmosphere and Canes fans enthousiasm ! Keep it up”
and he posted a pic of him and Don. Cute!
This is some delicious future pasta!
How else should Raleigh be spelled?? Rawlee?
I like this guy, he knows he’s petty and lays it on thick.
Randy has a problem with name punctuation? My dude Montreal speaks French isn’t that their whole thing?
Thanks. I hate it.
Wow resentment, much?
Bless Randy’s heart! Lol
To be fair I also hate the way raleigh is spelled the way it’s pronounced
Anyone know if Michael Shannon is on Cameo? I’d chip in for a dramatic reading of this
I have lived and died with the Carolina Hurricanes for over 25 years. I know I’m supposed to hate Washington and Pittsburgh the most, and I do. I love Carolina the most. I love everything about them. I love that they replaced the Hartford Whalers. I love that they’re so good at drafting. I love Justin Williams’ unpenalized high stick that carved up Saku Koivu’s eyeball. I love their sick post-game celebrations. I love that their coach has a sick apostrophe in his name. I love the snarky extra $20 on Kotkaniemi’s contract. I love Svechnikov’s beautiful Michigans. I love that they have a whole forward line of guys with numbers in the 80’s. I love Rod The Bod. I love Brent Burns’ KitKat commercials. I love that the Staals always score against Montreal. I love the stupid way that Raleigh is spelled. I love Kotkamiemi’s mole. I love everything about the Carolina Hurricanes.😊
Something tells me Randy didn’t get enough hugs as a child.
“Ok randy, show me on the KK doll where the hurricanes hurt you”
this is a level of petty I can get behind
And with that, a new copy pasta was born
Mmm delicious pasta
F in the chat, boys.
Bless his heart.
Let the hate fuel you! It’s super fun because when your team of choice is doing things right these sort of guys come out of the woodwork.
Imagine being a fan of the only French speaking team in the league and being annoyed by words with apostrophies in them.
He summed up how I feel about any sports team that comes from Boston.
We may be brothers
In response to the OP’s question, Montreal, Montreal hurt him. As a long time fan of another Canadian team (which shall remain nameless), we have had to watch a beautiful team form here that likes its fans and wants to do well. Our teams up north can be cruel. Want to go to a game, that will be $150 a ticket and you will have to be on a waiting list. Want to feel like your team values your input, too bad, you were born into this and we know we have you for life. Want a team that sticks up for each other, nope! So sorry Randy, it was rigged from the start.
I mean, we ARE just a bunch of jerks
Hahahaha that’s not hate that’s pure jealousy! Love you too from the lovely 60 degree F south.