My theory is that due to the length of his neck, it takes longer for oxygenated blood to get to his brain and thus the chaos giraffe.
julesieee
$6 million dollar neck.
Can necks get insurance?
OneChet
« This looks shopped »
Curtis__E__Flush
Dude’s body is on the 1st floor while is head is on the 4th
tonythetiger05
I think we will move him once his bonus is paid out with only 2mil retained. Gudbranson got 4mil last offseason, a very similar comp to Myers. Both are big RHD. Gudbranson has 12 pts and is -19 while Myers has 11 pts and is -14.
This will give us 4mil in cap relief and possibly even a 3rd round pick.
GobertoBobongo
Tyler better adjust his headrest properly in every vehicle he gets into. Could you imagine the whiplash this man would feel even from a fender bender? $$$
nukfan94
I’ve never *seen* such a neck.
Mobile-Jackfruit3118
Try to drink water upside down challenge (impossible)
Rothgan
I don’t honestly know why people shit on him so much, considering he leads the league in Neck/60.
Abnatural
is it just me or is anyone else wanting to watch, The Abyss, now?
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My theory is that due to the length of his neck, it takes longer for oxygenated blood to get to his brain and thus the chaos giraffe.
$6 million dollar neck.
Can necks get insurance?
« This looks shopped »
Dude’s body is on the 1st floor while is head is on the 4th
I think we will move him once his bonus is paid out with only 2mil retained. Gudbranson got 4mil last offseason, a very similar comp to Myers. Both are big RHD. Gudbranson has 12 pts and is -19 while Myers has 11 pts and is -14.
This will give us 4mil in cap relief and possibly even a 3rd round pick.
Tyler better adjust his headrest properly in every vehicle he gets into. Could you imagine the whiplash this man would feel even from a fender bender? $$$
I’ve never *seen* such a neck.
Try to drink water upside down challenge (impossible)
I don’t honestly know why people shit on him so much, considering he leads the league in Neck/60.
is it just me or is anyone else wanting to watch, The Abyss, now?