I called us doing this shit back in like November. Don’t ask me to dig it up but it’s in one of the game threads.
We love fucking over our draft picks. Part of the grand mediocrity.
im_in_the_safe
Anyone cheering these wins is a fucking toddler or an idiot. We’re gonna end up 4th from the bottom. Cheering for our call ups winning against a team that does not care is so fucking stupid. I didn’t watch an entire season of sucking to be happy that we’re collecting points in the last 5 games.
danny_the_backup
Literally the only reason Brad Larson is still employed was to keep losing and we still fucked that up
DreamerTheat
Holy shit, that’s how bad the Penguins currently are.
lnvalidSportsOpinion
I’ll always love the CBJ and will support them no matter what. But I’ve just about reached the point of acceptance that I’ll never see them lift the cup.
Independent_Context4
it’s an absolute fucking joke
darrylmacstone
Saw a tweet saying we have to have the top point percentage in league history for teams after they’re mathematically eliminated from the playoffs and would genuinely be interested to see the stats to confirm. There is only pain.
Big_Daddy_Walrus
Fuck this garbage team.
SingerFearless5173
CBJ gonna do CBJ things
SpinalRampage
Worst possible outcome. Incredibly infuriating
Someday_CBJ_Win_1962
With the 6th pick in the 2023 draft….
ohemgeezu
I was at the game and it felt good telling those yonzer’s to go home but I’m gonna feel really stupid when we draft a Russian forward who will never play and we will continuously suck for the rest of my life.
ReformedRomno
Don’t panic we won’t beat the sabres tmw
TheSmokedSalmon420
Ughhh
GarretBarrett
Can’t win when we have to, can’t lose when we have to.
ChiliChantSucks
Fucking hell now the jackets are going to select 5OA and Jarmo is going to have his presser and say « yeah we absolutely got our guy » bullshit
triforce28
I hate this fucking team. Have failed at failing
OhioUBobcats
Lol jesus fucking christ
PrayingForACup
Still not as prestigious as the Ohio Health banner… but close.
Timely-Morning3163
With Jarmo, you’re guaranteed one of two things:
Getting into the playoffs and getting blown out
Mediocrity and not doing enough to make sure you get a top player in the draft
And with him at the helm, wouldn’t you guess it!
And of course, nothing changed
bjlight1988
This team is going to be pathetic forever. Another franchise I’m wasting my fucking life on.
thepressconference
Calling up all the young kids to play with energy was such a dumb call by Jarmo. The team would’ve been better off playing the regular nhl old guys who were banged up and already quit on this season
tdfast
Great goal with 2 minutes left! Back to at least 2nd last.
Tweez614
Pittsburgh tanking the last 2 games vs the suckhawks and the suckets it truly poetic if you ask me. Missed their first playoff since basically crybaby Crosby came into the league. Did we have any reason to lose? Yes. Did we? No…but fuck crybaby Crosby and their old team that will get used to it.
swanquine
Everyone in this comment section is a fucking loser. Yeah sucks we won’t have a top 3 pick now, but FUCK. THE. PENS.
casperthegoth
Fun fact: since 2000 more 2nd overall picks have raised the cup than first overall picks.
You have to build a team. If you are counting in a draft pick to fix everything, your problems are way worse than you think.
Venturea7
penguins fan here, its so iconic for us to finish the season off of a last minute goal and falling apart in ot it just had to happen lol
Sledge_Antilles
Ducks fan coming in peace.
Thank you. We have been so bad for so long that my hopes are that we can finally win a draft instead of falling.
Tucker897
Experience jackets hockey.
Clipped_Wings0
Has there ever been a win that hurt more?
Gaudreau scoring that goal is symbolic of the position signing him has put the Jackets in: not good enough to contend, not bad enough to get better. He’s our new Rick Nash.
But, hey, we could luck out… wait, of course we won’t, we’re Blue Jackets fans.
namcon
Beautiful post. All I can do is cry, upvote, and move on. And cry some more.
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I fucking hate this team so much sometimes
I’m dead inside 🙂
God I’m so fucking pissed. Still love you cbj
Blue jackets drafting 4 overall confirmed
I called us doing this shit back in like November. Don’t ask me to dig it up but it’s in one of the game threads.
We love fucking over our draft picks. Part of the grand mediocrity.
Anyone cheering these wins is a fucking toddler or an idiot. We’re gonna end up 4th from the bottom. Cheering for our call ups winning against a team that does not care is so fucking stupid. I didn’t watch an entire season of sucking to be happy that we’re collecting points in the last 5 games.
Literally the only reason Brad Larson is still employed was to keep losing and we still fucked that up
Holy shit, that’s how bad the Penguins currently are.
I’ll always love the CBJ and will support them no matter what. But I’ve just about reached the point of acceptance that I’ll never see them lift the cup.
it’s an absolute fucking joke
Saw a tweet saying we have to have the top point percentage in league history for teams after they’re mathematically eliminated from the playoffs and would genuinely be interested to see the stats to confirm. There is only pain.
Fuck this garbage team.
CBJ gonna do CBJ things
Worst possible outcome. Incredibly infuriating
With the 6th pick in the 2023 draft….
I was at the game and it felt good telling those yonzer’s to go home but I’m gonna feel really stupid when we draft a Russian forward who will never play and we will continuously suck for the rest of my life.
Don’t panic we won’t beat the sabres tmw
Ughhh
Can’t win when we have to, can’t lose when we have to.
Fucking hell now the jackets are going to select 5OA and Jarmo is going to have his presser and say « yeah we absolutely got our guy » bullshit
I hate this fucking team. Have failed at failing
Lol jesus fucking christ
Still not as prestigious as the Ohio Health banner… but close.
With Jarmo, you’re guaranteed one of two things:
Getting into the playoffs and getting blown out
Mediocrity and not doing enough to make sure you get a top player in the draft
And with him at the helm, wouldn’t you guess it!
And of course, nothing changed
This team is going to be pathetic forever. Another franchise I’m wasting my fucking life on.
Calling up all the young kids to play with energy was such a dumb call by Jarmo. The team would’ve been better off playing the regular nhl old guys who were banged up and already quit on this season
Great goal with 2 minutes left! Back to at least 2nd last.
Pittsburgh tanking the last 2 games vs the suckhawks and the suckets it truly poetic if you ask me. Missed their first playoff since basically crybaby Crosby came into the league. Did we have any reason to lose? Yes. Did we? No…but fuck crybaby Crosby and their old team that will get used to it.
Everyone in this comment section is a fucking loser. Yeah sucks we won’t have a top 3 pick now, but FUCK. THE. PENS.
Fun fact: since 2000 more 2nd overall picks have raised the cup than first overall picks.
You have to build a team. If you are counting in a draft pick to fix everything, your problems are way worse than you think.
penguins fan here, its so iconic for us to finish the season off of a last minute goal and falling apart in ot it just had to happen lol
Ducks fan coming in peace.
Thank you. We have been so bad for so long that my hopes are that we can finally win a draft instead of falling.
Experience jackets hockey.
Has there ever been a win that hurt more?
Gaudreau scoring that goal is symbolic of the position signing him has put the Jackets in: not good enough to contend, not bad enough to get better. He’s our new Rick Nash.
But, hey, we could luck out… wait, of course we won’t, we’re Blue Jackets fans.
Beautiful post. All I can do is cry, upvote, and move on. And cry some more.