Tour 1 Jeu 1. Tampa 7 Toronto 3. Série 1-0 TBL
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Tour 1 Jeu 1. Tampa 7 Toronto 3. Série 1-0 TBL
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So many different narratives in this one.
Nervous first, bunting hit, no-goal goal, fire drill d-zone coverage, the « here we go again » vibe.
Idea for one these: just the leafs helmet, except the advertisement is spelled TickTock
So they play ZAR because he’s « not going to hurt you » and Knies might, but then he promptly turns it over a minute into the game leading to a goal. They also dressed a 3rd line who’s played less than 10 minutes at 5-on-5 together this year, and got tuned to the effect of 6.2%xGF. The players played like shit, but boy is it annoying watching Keefe get outcoached every single series.
As is tradition
Shudda been the boys all piling out of the same clown car when they got to the rink, but this one was good. How does this team still not look ready for a playoff game?
If they keep making a Lightning player leave the game with injury for each goal they score, we might just win this series /s
Sheldon Keefe can’t even motivate a horny bull to fuck a cow. Everyone’s job is on the line and this is how they start.
Almost poetic that the excuse for not starting Knies was because he could make a drop pass that could lead to a goal and change the game.
I know it’s only one game, but holy fuck am I depressed.
Everyone think happy thoughts!
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Its just one game, there’s a reason there are 7 to be played.
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6 left, only need 4. We got this 🙂
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GLG!
The player dialogue in this comment nails it for me…i get we could have been screwed by the refs, but we did not show up to play when the puck dropped. How about we don’t let the bolts go up 3-0 on us let alone score a TD?
Please tell me no one trotted out the « Starting on time » line this time around. At this point it’s the « Say the line Bart! » meme for this team.
The Leafs have Erectile dysfunction. We had a great night out, we laughed and had some drinks Everything was going perfectly until it was time
Hahaha. Summed up perfectly.
I love cartoon hollsy I would watch a whole animated series about him
At the end of the day, it is just one game, no matter how much it sucked.
We show up and win game 2, it’s all different vibes. Go leafs!
Raptors lost game 1 to Orlando then went on a run to the NBA title. Hope that loss lights a fire under their ass.
As the ESPN broadcast team kept repeating over and over during the game last night – Leafs beat the Lightning 5-0 in game 1 last year. So despite the lousy start to the series, it really doesn’t matter (yet).
Literally, the only good thing about last night is this work of art.
Milk
6 years of first round exits… we have a masters degree in the first round and still can’t manage to show up to class on time.