The NHL should do a spin-off series of him where he drives around in the wienermobile, and he tries different street food in each NHL city. They could play it between periods instead of the dry commentary by washed-up players.
Several_Cry2501
Honestly, I don’t think anyone can argue with the credentials.
Before seeing this graphic, I would’ve thought McDavid would edge Phil out, career-wise, but when we see all the stats side-by-side it’s clear.
Phil Kessel is better.
notyomamasusername
(No one else wants him)
You know, I know a little team in Carolina that might want him…..
rethrast
Gawdamn the off season is boring
clistmockingbird
One is a future hall of famer and the other is Connor McDavid
tpelly
I’m the first person to beat up on Phil. And I do it relentlessly. This however, is excellent.
youuuuwish
Hail King Kessel!
IdontWant2FailMyKids
Haha you are a legend for posting this after I saw it being discussed in the Vegas Knights sub reddit weather to post this here or not and how hockey fans would react . Lol seems they agree, Phil is the Man!
Dude is legend eating McDonald’s in his Pad in Henderson.
Just a curious question, I’m new to hockey.
When was McDavid drafted? And when was Kessel ?
Does McDavid have time to catch up?
Stay cool Hockey fans
Hope everyone has a awesome night/day.
Grimmer026
It’s almost like the story of war generals who graduate top in their class, but the commander who barely graduated but is on the winning side of the war is the one remembered as a hero.
-MakeNazisDeadAgain
I know who I’d want on my team
BrooksideNL
This is so stupid. You can’t compare an incomplete center to an all-star winger who’s won what Phil’s won. Not to mention, he’s done all that with only half as many testicles as McDavid.
amach9
Man….. seeing it laid out like this is just astonishing.
Qsputnik
Phil the thrill. Still one of the more colourful players to play with the pens dynasty
fourty-six-and-two
Phily – Beats cancer with 1 testicle – wins cup
Mcdavid- has both nuts- no cup
PapaGroot21
“No one else wants him” wrong any team would love to have him play for them lmao
ap539
“No one else wants him”
BSDShoes
Is this a McDavid hate post?
pharrigan7
EVERY HOCKEY PERSON EVER TAKES CONNOR IN ONE SECOND.
Mike9797
The green text doesn’t lie folks.
Fingolfin__Nolofinwe
Phil is 35, won the first Stanley Cup in 2016 at 28 (almost 29).
McDavid is only 26 and isn’t far behind him in a lot of areas…
Post again when McDavid is 35 and we can talk
wankonobie
This is hilarious. Kudos 😝
Bowood29
Call me crazy but if the oilers get to the finals and lose all their games 5-0 somehow mcdavid would still get a few 1st place votes for the Conn Smythe.
TinaBelchersBF
Whoa… Big if true 🌭
Sisboombah74
As much as dislike Edmonton, this is entirely stupid.
KungFuSlanda
don’t need numbers. Eyeballs are fine. Phil freakin rocks
AnonPlzzzzzz
Phil Kessel also seems infinitely more fun to hang out with
Calling__Elvis
Never trust statistics unless you doctored them yourself. /Winston.
PennSaddle
The only player with 3x the Cups as he has Nuts in the salary cap era.
hockeybrianboy
If the NHL had any marketing skill they’d capitalize in one of a number of ways on Phil’s hot dog eating after he retires.
Too bad they have none.
throwawayyourfun
Wow, these off-season shitposts really go for it, don’t they?
tophiefem
mcdavid is never winning a cup
moutonbleu
Lord Kessel cannot be compared to mere plebs
AWokenBeetle
He isn’t called the American Dream for nothing, Illy Fuckin Phily bitch !!!
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Kessel is the best player ever
Kessel for Prime Minister of Canada.
I think you were looking for r/hockeycirclejerk
The NHL should do a spin-off series of him where he drives around in the wienermobile, and he tries different street food in each NHL city. They could play it between periods instead of the dry commentary by washed-up players.
Honestly, I don’t think anyone can argue with the credentials.
Before seeing this graphic, I would’ve thought McDavid would edge Phil out, career-wise, but when we see all the stats side-by-side it’s clear.
Phil Kessel is better.
(No one else wants him)
You know, I know a little team in Carolina that might want him…..
Gawdamn the off season is boring
One is a future hall of famer and the other is Connor McDavid
I’m the first person to beat up on Phil. And I do it relentlessly. This however, is excellent.
Hail King Kessel!
Haha you are a legend for posting this after I saw it being discussed in the Vegas Knights sub reddit weather to post this here or not and how hockey fans would react . Lol seems they agree, Phil is the Man!
Dude is legend eating McDonald’s in his Pad in Henderson.
Just a curious question, I’m new to hockey.
When was McDavid drafted? And when was Kessel ?
Does McDavid have time to catch up?
Stay cool Hockey fans
Hope everyone has a awesome night/day.
It’s almost like the story of war generals who graduate top in their class, but the commander who barely graduated but is on the winning side of the war is the one remembered as a hero.
I know who I’d want on my team
This is so stupid. You can’t compare an incomplete center to an all-star winger who’s won what Phil’s won. Not to mention, he’s done all that with only half as many testicles as McDavid.
Man….. seeing it laid out like this is just astonishing.
Phil the thrill. Still one of the more colourful players to play with the pens dynasty
Phily – Beats cancer with 1 testicle – wins cup
Mcdavid- has both nuts- no cup
“No one else wants him” wrong any team would love to have him play for them lmao
“No one else wants him”
Is this a McDavid hate post?
EVERY HOCKEY PERSON EVER TAKES CONNOR IN ONE SECOND.
The green text doesn’t lie folks.
Phil is 35, won the first Stanley Cup in 2016 at 28 (almost 29).
McDavid is only 26 and isn’t far behind him in a lot of areas…
Post again when McDavid is 35 and we can talk
This is hilarious. Kudos 😝
Call me crazy but if the oilers get to the finals and lose all their games 5-0 somehow mcdavid would still get a few 1st place votes for the Conn Smythe.
Whoa… Big if true 🌭
As much as dislike Edmonton, this is entirely stupid.
don’t need numbers. Eyeballs are fine. Phil freakin rocks
Phil Kessel also seems infinitely more fun to hang out with
Never trust statistics unless you doctored them yourself. /Winston.
The only player with 3x the Cups as he has Nuts in the salary cap era.
If the NHL had any marketing skill they’d capitalize in one of a number of ways on Phil’s hot dog eating after he retires.
Too bad they have none.
Wow, these off-season shitposts really go for it, don’t they?
mcdavid is never winning a cup
Lord Kessel cannot be compared to mere plebs
He isn’t called the American Dream for nothing, Illy Fuckin Phily bitch !!!