Dans l’ordre : Petey, Quinn, Demko, Miller, Kuzmenko, Boeser, Garland, Hoglander, Mikeyhev, Myers, Hronek, Suter, Blueger, PDG, Aman, Studnicka, Joshua, Cole, DeSmith, Soucy
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Dans l’ordre : Petey, Quinn, Demko, Miller, Kuzmenko, Boeser, Garland, Hoglander, Mikeyhev, Myers, Hronek, Suter, Blueger, PDG, Aman, Studnicka, Joshua, Cole, DeSmith, Soucy
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Di Giuseppe and hronek have nice beards
Jack Studnicka has patches of white beard. Crazy for a guy in his midtwenties.
Andrei “Brandon Tanev” Kuzmenko
Darnit, forgot to include Beauvillier. (Can only include 20 photos in a post anyways).
Call me crazy, but I think Garland may have stolen some of Myers’ giraffe dna
Some massive necks in that series of pics.
Garland looks so different. He looks like a different person altogether.
Kuzy’s picture tho 😭 Blink twice if you need help Kuzy 😭
Brock’s picture has always been consistent and it’s always consistently good.
Millsy ‘s pic has such a dad vibe 🥸
Petey looking thicc 👀
Captain Quinn always looking like he just woke up
is it just me or do hockey players specifically have giant necks?
Every year Petey morphs slightly closer to being the third Sedin twin
Kuzy’s seen some shit
Petey gonna run you over
Conor Garland would be like 5’3 with a normal neck
Did someone shop Myers’ neck onto Garland?
Omg I’m dying. Petey with that “I know you’re all stressing about my contract but I don’t care” slight grin.
And Kuzy I have no words….that surely can’t be the best photo to choose from. He looks terrified. 😂😂
And why are all their necks so long? I don’t remember that from last year. Does being around Myers make physiological changes to the other guys??
This must be a new camera crew or something lmao.
Is Carson Soucy just Braden Holtby secretly playing as a defenseman?
Why does everyone have long ass necks?
The neck/60 is looking elite this season
I think Kuz is just trolling lol
Soucy looks high lol
It looks like they just took their driver’s license photo and photoshopped their jerseys onto it lol
Idk if I’m just super baked but why do their necks look so big lmao
Myers’ neck doesn’t look as long as previous years. I’m thinking that’s how he transferred his neck energy to the other players by sacrificing some of his own.
Petey looking like sedin twin number 3