Absolutely. He needs to step it up and start passing the puck more.
AJ_13
what a selfish player!
Natural-Web-6978
Trade him for a bag of pucks and a new paint job for the team bus.
Able-Gas-273
Steve Simmons is making inspiration noises
buddachickentml
Nope. Go for the record. Which is 16 set in something like 1927
dnaboe
Matthews currently breaks the record for longest Maple Leafs assist drought to start the season by an ethnically mexican player with a moustache that weighs over 205lbs and has both parents that still love him. A record held by Maple Leafs defenseman Pedro Poopypants since in 1932.
v0t3p3dr0
The fact that this could pass as an actual article is a sad testament to Toronto hockey media.
realsalbowski
The beaverton never misses
DiscoLew
“At press time Sens fans were still claiming they’d rather have Stutzle.”
Brilliant 😂
Minimum_Ad739
Totally thought this was real at first. Wouldn’t doubt it
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Absolutely. He needs to step it up and start passing the puck more.
what a selfish player!
Trade him for a bag of pucks and a new paint job for the team bus.
Steve Simmons is making inspiration noises
Nope. Go for the record. Which is 16 set in something like 1927
Matthews currently breaks the record for longest Maple Leafs assist drought to start the season by an ethnically mexican player with a moustache that weighs over 205lbs and has both parents that still love him. A record held by Maple Leafs defenseman Pedro Poopypants since in 1932.
The fact that this could pass as an actual article is a sad testament to Toronto hockey media.
The beaverton never misses
“At press time Sens fans were still claiming they’d rather have Stutzle.”
Brilliant 😂
Totally thought this was real at first. Wouldn’t doubt it
246 goals and 0 assists? sign me up