Prime is actual liquid dogshit if you know anything about hydration and the science of the body
MorbidMorgan
This made me cringe
Ognius
LoLeafs
Spocks-Nephew
“A kid from the desert, playing in the NHL. What are the odds? “
What an absolute stiff.
Borrow03
Cingiest shit I’ve seen this year..
DivClassLg
Fuckin gross
Ilkley_dipper
I hope he earned a big bag for the shame of that
Das_Siegfried
Lmao 🤣👍
mustard_and_baloney
Soul for sale
BoogerSlime666
Puck yeah!
daxtaslapp
Mustve been a fat bag
Canada_Checking_In
Austin Matthews- The first player to take sponsorship money from a shitty source.
Jak-the-Bruin
I thought this was a satirical photoshop, you’re telling me this is real?!
likeslululemon
Somebody has blackmail on AM34.
canadachris44
Please don’t let this be real…
AdultThorr
How’s the biosteel deal going?
lordmarboo13
I laugh at the Leafs continual annual fuck ups, but a superstar athlete signing an endorsement like this is par for the course and takes nothing away from the player or organization
Miserable-Lie4257
Well if he ain’t gonna win, might as well get paid.
FonziesCousin
Prime vs Bet99?
no competition in terms of what’s more toxic.
__I_AM_HUMAN__
What a bunch of douche bags
SufficientNet9227
Matthews have no soul
Shiny_Mew76
I hear Prime has the same amount of caffeine as five cups of coffee, but in a single bottle. That’s essentially poison. Just drink Gatorade, it’s health for you, and won’t give you five cups of coffee worth of caffeine.
Also how does Paul get around to so many places so easily? I only knew about him purely by hearing of him before he joined WWE, and now he is quite literally a contracted wrestler. He has a match this Saturday. How does he have time to do so many things, and be annoying at all of them?
PepperoniPissa
At least he looks like a 70s serial killer.
Scamnam
Because Matthews signed an endorsement deal?
Friggin_Grease
Old man yells at cloud
LostBeneathMySkin
The Leafs will never win a cup cuz their star player gets endorsements? Lmao that’s the stupidest shit I ever heard
drdevilsfan
Sell out, have some integrity
Sr_Raisin_bran
What a selfish move 😒 🙄 😕
Sr_Raisin_bran
Scamers
SeveralBadMetaphors
They could’ve photoshopped a better hairline for him.
Killerbaz2000
Bro if this jinx’s them I stg cause I got a bet with my friends. I know they probably won’t win but I can hope right?
931634
is it though .. is mcjesus the reason biosteel went bankrupt too
cyclingnutla
Last night’s score. Kings 4 – Leafs 1
Detroit_Waster
Better off drinking Butter’s Creamy Goo
pinchbelini
I prefer Brawndo
Delgra
LOGAN PAUL IS A SCUMBAG AND PRIME IS OVER PRICED, OVER HYPED PISS WATER FOR KIDS THAT WERE RAISED BY TIKTOK & YOUTUBE.
rainbowcoloredsnot
Fuckin 5head
Nude-photographer-ID
I just sell out
MelodyT478
Gross.
NorthernPotato58
Hope Logan didn’t pay him in crypto
LumbaJ4cked
Unicorn piss in a can
Greedy_Syrup3516
Matthews just gotta shave that head
Vulcandor
He looks so uncomfortable in that photo holy shit
AdaptiveCenterpiece
I know most will think this is a terrible take but I kinda like the jersey without the prime logo.
Biiiiiig-Chungus
lmao what a fucking death sentence being on a cover with those knuckledragging degenerates
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ONE of the reasons
Prime is actual liquid dogshit if you know anything about hydration and the science of the body
This made me cringe
LoLeafs
“A kid from the desert, playing in the NHL. What are the odds? “
What an absolute stiff.
Cingiest shit I’ve seen this year..
Fuckin gross
I hope he earned a big bag for the shame of that
Lmao 🤣👍
Soul for sale
Puck yeah!
Mustve been a fat bag
Austin Matthews- The first player to take sponsorship money from a shitty source.
I thought this was a satirical photoshop, you’re telling me this is real?!
Somebody has blackmail on AM34.
Please don’t let this be real…
How’s the biosteel deal going?
I laugh at the Leafs continual annual fuck ups, but a superstar athlete signing an endorsement like this is par for the course and takes nothing away from the player or organization
Well if he ain’t gonna win, might as well get paid.
Prime vs Bet99?
no competition in terms of what’s more toxic.
What a bunch of douche bags
Matthews have no soul
I hear Prime has the same amount of caffeine as five cups of coffee, but in a single bottle. That’s essentially poison. Just drink Gatorade, it’s health for you, and won’t give you five cups of coffee worth of caffeine.
Also how does Paul get around to so many places so easily? I only knew about him purely by hearing of him before he joined WWE, and now he is quite literally a contracted wrestler. He has a match this Saturday. How does he have time to do so many things, and be annoying at all of them?
At least he looks like a 70s serial killer.
Because Matthews signed an endorsement deal?
Old man yells at cloud
The Leafs will never win a cup cuz their star player gets endorsements? Lmao that’s the stupidest shit I ever heard
Sell out, have some integrity
What a selfish move 😒 🙄 😕
Scamers
They could’ve photoshopped a better hairline for him.
Bro if this jinx’s them I stg cause I got a bet with my friends. I know they probably won’t win but I can hope right?
is it though .. is mcjesus the reason biosteel went bankrupt too
Last night’s score. Kings 4 – Leafs 1
Better off drinking Butter’s Creamy Goo
I prefer Brawndo
LOGAN PAUL IS A SCUMBAG AND PRIME IS OVER PRICED, OVER HYPED PISS WATER FOR KIDS THAT WERE RAISED BY TIKTOK & YOUTUBE.
Fuckin 5head
I just sell out
Gross.
Hope Logan didn’t pay him in crypto
Unicorn piss in a can
Matthews just gotta shave that head
He looks so uncomfortable in that photo holy shit
I know most will think this is a terrible take but I kinda like the jersey without the prime logo.
lmao what a fucking death sentence being on a cover with those knuckledragging degenerates