Whoever made that probably just googled hockey jersey and grabbed one of the first images they saw.
johnman1016
Seems like a cool dude to me
DenverNugs
I can’t believe that sub exists still. Feels like an early 2010s thing.
oldustyballs
I’m completely cool with just about all of this. Maybe Blink 182 over Metallica and no smokes.
RMoysters33
Odd_Philosopher1712
Stars jersey goes there. With their stupid edgy goal song
Sloth-TheSlothful
I checked 70% of these when I was in high-school lmao
lordofpersia
Guy has a car and a girlfriend. Seems like it’s not a bad life.
garbledeena
I literally wear a raglan shirt or a denim button up frequently and have like 4 Avs jerseys, but the similarities end there.
Also I don’t know one motherfucker I went to kindergarten with anymore l, and I’m doing pretty alright for myself I think.
Gen_Jack_Ripper
Idiots this is wrong…I play ska in my car mostly and only sometimes Motörhead.
trevorsaun
Feeling targeted af rn
jeffroavs
Hey I didn’t get a girlfriend!?!?
Shiny_Mew76
I literally wear an Avalanche/Rangers jersey every time I go out, which is like, almost every day. Most of the other stuff doesn’t apply to me, but considering how much the hockey jersey is a part of me is enough to annoy me just a tad bit.
CatManDeke
I don’t get the video game choice. I would probably just put COD and Madden.
marmar0459
I definitely had that poster on my wall wow called out much
Mumbumbo_boi
Hard to tell, they could’ve specifically searched for an avs jersey or looked nhl jersey and picked the first image that showed up
877GoalNow
All I see are an Avs sweater and Kate Upton. Don’t know how that’s an insult.
rustyempire
Last I checked, Lemmy is god & I will not tolerate religious bigotry.
pxland
Bro pulling pretty well.
ObiWan_Cannoli_
This dude fucks
8urfiat
I have that poster.
Novawolf125
I am offended….I’d never wear those jeans.
frostyjack06
Avs = awesome
Cute girlfriend = awesome
Metal gear and Guitar Hero = awesome
Motörhead and Metallica = awesome
A great set of boobs = awesome
A solid, reliable car = awesome
I’m really not seeing the problem here.
ConstablePolly
I’m personally not at all insulted – they wish they could be us
Maaglin
Where’s the problem? Wish I looked that buff in my sweaters.
involmasturb
Kate Upton has big ones
ImABigWeenus
Bold of them to assume I have a girlfriend
vbcbandr
Wouldn’t mind an Avs jersey, a 1996 Explorer or Kate Upton on my wall.
destruyen
I have that exact Kate Upton poster
Pathetic_Old_Moose
Why am I picturing our captain 😭😭
crob127
Looks like someone from Winnipeg still has some steam to blow off
StrikingVariation199
I would be the girlfriend in the scenario… He’s a cool guy, except he doesn’t smoke. You bet your ass I would be at all the Avs game with him!!
Kbob289
Guitar hero being there feels extremely personal lmao wasn’t expecting that
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Whoever made that probably just googled hockey jersey and grabbed one of the first images they saw.
Seems like a cool dude to me
I can’t believe that sub exists still. Feels like an early 2010s thing.
I’m completely cool with just about all of this. Maybe Blink 182 over Metallica and no smokes.
Stars jersey goes there. With their stupid edgy goal song
I checked 70% of these when I was in high-school lmao
Guy has a car and a girlfriend. Seems like it’s not a bad life.
I literally wear a raglan shirt or a denim button up frequently and have like 4 Avs jerseys, but the similarities end there.
Also I don’t know one motherfucker I went to kindergarten with anymore l, and I’m doing pretty alright for myself I think.
Idiots this is wrong…I play ska in my car mostly and only sometimes Motörhead.
Feeling targeted af rn
Hey I didn’t get a girlfriend!?!?
I literally wear an Avalanche/Rangers jersey every time I go out, which is like, almost every day. Most of the other stuff doesn’t apply to me, but considering how much the hockey jersey is a part of me is enough to annoy me just a tad bit.
I don’t get the video game choice. I would probably just put COD and Madden.
I definitely had that poster on my wall wow called out much
Hard to tell, they could’ve specifically searched for an avs jersey or looked nhl jersey and picked the first image that showed up
All I see are an Avs sweater and Kate Upton. Don’t know how that’s an insult.
Last I checked, Lemmy is god & I will not tolerate religious bigotry.
Bro pulling pretty well.
This dude fucks
I have that poster.
I am offended….I’d never wear those jeans.
Avs = awesome
Cute girlfriend = awesome
Metal gear and Guitar Hero = awesome
Motörhead and Metallica = awesome
A great set of boobs = awesome
A solid, reliable car = awesome
I’m really not seeing the problem here.
I’m personally not at all insulted – they wish they could be us
Where’s the problem? Wish I looked that buff in my sweaters.
Kate Upton has big ones
Bold of them to assume I have a girlfriend
Wouldn’t mind an Avs jersey, a 1996 Explorer or Kate Upton on my wall.
I have that exact Kate Upton poster
Why am I picturing our captain 😭😭
Looks like someone from Winnipeg still has some steam to blow off
I would be the girlfriend in the scenario… He’s a cool guy, except he doesn’t smoke. You bet your ass I would be at all the Avs game with him!!
Guitar hero being there feels extremely personal lmao wasn’t expecting that