Was doing the Grouse Grind this morning and someone behind me said âhey fatass get out of the way!â Turned around and couldnât believe my eyes when I saw Jake Guentzel. Tears in my eyes. Summer of Allvin
JealousArt1118
Anyone else here old enough to remember « Joe Sakic’s Barbecue Salesman » tale from the early days of HFboards?
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Pfft, let me know when he’s buying a BBQ at Canadian Tire.
Saaaintniiiick
Lynn Valley?? In this economy?? Mans getting paid
KPDF81
These are the types of tweets that should never happen
Tokasmoka420
No realtor worth thier salt is going to jeopardize a multi million dollar sale just to brag to thier buddy or the internet.
neksys
The tweet is here if anyone is interested, it was posted yesterday. Read through Conte’s replies, it is very obviously a joke. [https://x.com/ChrisConte79/status/1803571020277883284](https://x.com/ChrisConte79/status/1803571020277883284)
intelligentx5
Isnât Chris Conte a meme account that stirs shit up? Lol
Sibs
Remember when Ryan Johansen was seen at a McDonalds drive through? That was enough for rumours
YouCanFucough
I will not take my pills I will not take my pills I will not take my pills I will not take my pills
Itâs practically silly season and Iâm gonna let myself believe outlandish things. Guentzel to Beautiful British Columbia LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
xizrtilhh
I’m a Door Dash driver and I delivered 8 baconators to his hotel room this morning.
julesieee
Remember when there were rumours that Phil Kessel was house hunting with a realtor in Abbotsford? đ„Č
Embarrassed_Weird600
Maybe heâs looking to rent to international students;)
Impressive-Oil-5028
He was seen at Steel and Oak sipping on a hoppy IPA today!
beats_86
Ohtani on the plane time situation hereâŠ
Foxwasahero
One would think Jake could afford a realtor with a lil professionalism…
Chefpatrick871
You guys sign him Iâm buying the jersey! (Big pens and Jake fan).
CheesecakeOdd2087
Is this going to be the Canuck version of « Shohei’s on a plane to Toronto »?
booghawkins
If I see him here in North Van, I will report back đ«Ą
Substantial_Base_557
Jake actually fucked my buddies wife and said he’s coming to Van right when he nutted.
BatmanSpiderman
Legends has it Gaborik is still looking for a house these days…
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Is Chris a reliable source đ
I will not get Marian Gaborik’d again
I donât want Planegate either thanks.
Yeah thereâs no way man.
Currently on a plane to Vancouver đđđđđ
Take this with a grain of salt. Same realtor was said to be showing a place to Marion gaborik as well. đ€Š
I saw his dog at the park đ
Iâm pretty sure theyâre trolling with these sightings of Jake on Twitter lol
This is another one https://x.com/dekeypete1640/status/1803854842697519132?s=46&t=7fabqgtgp69dNA1d51vxFw
This again? Try harder wow.
I think Chris is meming here
Gaborik + Cammalleri to Vancouver E5
Was doing the Grouse Grind this morning and someone behind me said âhey fatass get out of the way!â Turned around and couldnât believe my eyes when I saw Jake Guentzel. Tears in my eyes. Summer of Allvin
Anyone else here old enough to remember « Joe Sakic’s Barbecue Salesman » tale from the early days of HFboards?
Pfft, let me know when he’s buying a BBQ at Canadian Tire.
Lynn Valley?? In this economy?? Mans getting paid
These are the types of tweets that should never happen
No realtor worth thier salt is going to jeopardize a multi million dollar sale just to brag to thier buddy or the internet.
The tweet is here if anyone is interested, it was posted yesterday. Read through Conte’s replies, it is very obviously a joke. [https://x.com/ChrisConte79/status/1803571020277883284](https://x.com/ChrisConte79/status/1803571020277883284)
Isnât Chris Conte a meme account that stirs shit up? Lol
Remember when Ryan Johansen was seen at a McDonalds drive through? That was enough for rumours
I will not take my pills I will not take my pills I will not take my pills I will not take my pills
Itâs practically silly season and Iâm gonna let myself believe outlandish things. Guentzel to Beautiful British Columbia LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
I’m a Door Dash driver and I delivered 8 baconators to his hotel room this morning.
Remember when there were rumours that Phil Kessel was house hunting with a realtor in Abbotsford? đ„Č
Maybe heâs looking to rent to international students;)
He was seen at Steel and Oak sipping on a hoppy IPA today!
Ohtani on the plane time situation hereâŠ
One would think Jake could afford a realtor with a lil professionalism…
You guys sign him Iâm buying the jersey! (Big pens and Jake fan).
Is this going to be the Canuck version of « Shohei’s on a plane to Toronto »?
If I see him here in North Van, I will report back đ«Ą
Jake actually fucked my buddies wife and said he’s coming to Van right when he nutted.
Legends has it Gaborik is still looking for a house these days…