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Chaque équipe de la LNH est littéralement composée de ce que le nom de son équipe indique. Dans une bataille royale chacun pour soi, qui gagne ?


Chaque équipe de la LNH est littéralement composée de ce que le nom de son équipe indique. Dans une bataille royale chacun pour soi, qui gagne ?


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26 Comments

  1. Road_Warrior86

    The predators! 😂😂 I’ll never look at that team the same again.

  2. Huge_Professor6459

    Yeah, the actual force of a real star beats all.

    That being said, Nashville. « Why don’t you have a seat right there? »

  3. Cornelius-Prime

    Well if you can tell me who wins between a Hurricane, an Avalanche, or a Flame (wildfire) then we can actually decide.

    Those are the top 3 contenders and I think the Hurricane is just too powerful and would come out on top.

    Avalanche is mighty but only in specific areas around the country. If we could hypothetically shoot an avy anywhere then the Avalanche still loses to the Hurricane but beats the Flames.

    Every other team is cooked. Lightning would be the 4th fighter but a lightning strike does nothing to a Hurricane, Avalanche, or Flame.

  4. LeditGabil

    Quite funny that the picture for the Habs is a bunch of people with Quebec’s flags 😅

  5. minos157

    Stars win and it’s not even a debate.

    Well done post though, these were hilarious and some great interpretations all around 😂

  6. Cleets11

    The devil seems like a hard one to beat. He’s literally immortal.

  7. Yung_Corneliois

    The predator Mike Manzi lol!

    “I’m Chris Hanson”

    “No you’re not”

  8. Craig_E_W

    Gotta be the Devils. the Stars would wipe out everything else, but the Devils are not of this realm and are immortal so, there’s your winner.

  9. Alkthree

    Lmao the Predators and Blues cracked me up, that is amazing

  10. user123456789011

    I wish we had Chief Black Hawk, a true warrior.

  11. waitwhosaidthat

    Isn’t blue jacket an army reference?

  12. 6ixking420

    Stars vs Devils final. Stars power is unmatched but the devil is literally immortal. Star reaches max power explodes devils still lives star is dead.

    Devils win. 

  13. TucsonTacos

    We had a regular at my old bar that we’d have to watch. Older male at a college bar. He only drank super lite beers and would just peruse drunk college girls to hit on. “We’re just talking!” “Yeah Dave I know what you’re up to…”

    We called him Nashville and he never understood why

  14. Blackn35s

    Boy, the off season comes fast in r/nhl

  15. Leftwiththecow

    Bruh what a strange take on the caps… that play in the US capital…?

  16. lemurgetsatreat

    Idk who wins but the Maple Leafs blow a 2-0 series lead at some point.

  17. nightfire36

    To me, its a battle between the Stars, Devils, and Wild, all based on interpretation.

    Stars live billions of years, depending on the kind of star. Plus, their gravity would be brutal. If we count every star, that’s a lot, considering the size of the known and unknown universe.

    The Biblical Devil is basically immortal, or at least very powerful and I’ve never had any reason to believe that The Devil has a lifespan of any kind. D&D devils have pretty varied power levels. If we take every incarnation of every Devil, the most powerful could probably take on the best star, but that’s a long fight.

    But I think the Wild actually might take it. If we take the definition of wild as « a natural state or uncultivated or uninhabited region, » from Google, that includes, as far as we are aware, literally almost the entire universe. Wild would include most of earth, considering oceans, it would include every star, and crucially, every star after they burn out or become black holes. I don’t know how any name could even beat that, unless Utah decides to be something like « The Utah Atoms » or just « The Utah Matter. »

  18. WackHeisenBauer

    The Devils seeing as they likely have supernatural powers.

  19. FastEddie77

    Poor Columbus. Just a questionable fashion choice… that Kraken seems to be menacing though.

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