I once saw him get a breakaway. It was the longest 8 minutes of my life.
I fucking love the guy but dude moved like Ents sing.
brokkrforge
Pat Maroon
noodleyone
Brendan Morrow was pretty fucking slow, but it’s probably Andreychuk.
Enough-Register5313
School Bus Line
MrBoomf
Perhaps recency bias because I didn’t get to watch Andreychuk play, but based on my fandom experience I gotta say Pat Maroon.
Bolthead04
Tim Taylor skated like he had a fridge strapped to him if memory serves….
Andy is obvious, but everyone is already nominating him, so I’ll nominate Tim.
Timely-Warning-1744
Op I think you should add a couple of boxes.. best hitter & best fighter would be dope
Ok-Buy-5643
The big rig
Uller85
Maroon
elsinore11
Jeff Reese. He would always get caught playing the puck in the corner and we’d yell “Reese! Crease!”
usfice6
Dingman
cplcarlman
Pat Maroon. Dude’s a dump truck. Big and slow
Winston_the_dog
Big Rig Maroon
ACMop
Maroon – Bellemare – Perry deserves some credit for being the slowest line I’ve ever seen play consistently together
GatorBolt
Andreychuk is going to win and can’t object to it, but I’ll cast a vote for Cal Foote. On top of having a weird case now, he had coaching from Barb Underhill and still couldn’t fix his skating. A lot of the other vote getters were old or bigger. No excuse for Foote.
Upbeat_Call4935
Slowest is Sustr. He’s a pylon
FalseDisk1853
Pat Maroon
Allen_Koholic
Kucherov in the 2021 playoffs.
SirLillyhammond
His time was short but man is Brian Boyle one of the slowest I’ve ever seen
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Dave Andreychuk.
Thats the answer.
I have waited all day to say it.
I once saw him get a breakaway. It was the longest 8 minutes of my life.
I fucking love the guy but dude moved like Ents sing.
Pat Maroon
Brendan Morrow was pretty fucking slow, but it’s probably Andreychuk.
School Bus Line
Perhaps recency bias because I didn’t get to watch Andreychuk play, but based on my fandom experience I gotta say Pat Maroon.
Tim Taylor skated like he had a fridge strapped to him if memory serves….
Andy is obvious, but everyone is already nominating him, so I’ll nominate Tim.
Op I think you should add a couple of boxes.. best hitter & best fighter would be dope
The big rig
Maroon
Jeff Reese. He would always get caught playing the puck in the corner and we’d yell “Reese! Crease!”
Dingman
Pat Maroon. Dude’s a dump truck. Big and slow
Big Rig Maroon
Maroon – Bellemare – Perry deserves some credit for being the slowest line I’ve ever seen play consistently together
Andreychuk is going to win and can’t object to it, but I’ll cast a vote for Cal Foote. On top of having a weird case now, he had coaching from Barb Underhill and still couldn’t fix his skating. A lot of the other vote getters were old or bigger. No excuse for Foote.
Slowest is Sustr. He’s a pylon
Pat Maroon
Kucherov in the 2021 playoffs.
His time was short but man is Brian Boyle one of the slowest I’ve ever seen
Physically or mentally?
Wasn’t Carle slow as shit too?
Maroon!
Maroon easy
Sustr
Andreychuk was ridiculously slow.