La LNH cherche des moyens d’inclure les alligators dans l’événement NHL All Star Outdoor 2023 en Floride
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british-and-fittish
@Ligue nationale de hockey
La LNH cherche des moyens d’inclure les alligators dans l’événement NHL All Star Outdoor 2023 en Floride
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british-and-fittish
17 Comments
Meat pucks into their mouth. Bacon wrapped. Find a sponsor.
Invite steve o or Knoxville for some cross branding.
Could also hang a chunk of meat from a rope behind players and have them out skate the croc.
It’s Florida, so sprinkle some meth all over this and let’s have a time.
Fastest skater challenge 🐊💨
Lumberjack match make a moat around the rink and pray you don’t get dumped over lmao
If anyone can figure out how to make that work it would be Florida Man!
Can we feed them Bettman?
Let them play net during the skills competition, the goalies don’t care anyways.
I just found a way to make the penalty box camera way more interesting!
Put them in the penalty box
The obvious answer is alligators in the [ice](https://www.wfla.com/weather/18-alligators-freeze-with-noses-above-ice-to-survive-cold/). lol
r/nope
Deep fried tail meat on a tick with dipping sauces.
Ain’t no rule says the alligator can’t play hockey.
Please, you don’t need to include alligators. Just proceed as normal, and the gators will show up.
Why must everything have a hokey gimmick?
Fill the penalty box with water so it becomes The Tank and instead of 2 mins 4 mins etc, make it 2 gators, 4 gators etc
« That’s too many men in the ice so… Wait. Never mind. »
They could donate money to an environmental charitable cause?