You gotta pay the troll toll to get to that boy’s hole
ATXSTLWPB3POINT0
Bro, i thought gritty was a miss….we might be going for crack to acid.
The_Glassfields
Smurfette after some rough years on the streets
seattlesportsguy
A troll job
GroundbreakingCow775
This won’t end well
S0uth3y
Unloose the crochet troll!
IceGoddessLumi
They had an awesome thing with the team name translating into a potentially cool mascot. But no. Don’t know WTF this thing is.
AltruisticScale885
A “crack”en
Mdj81sauga
The Seattle Krak whore.
GrayRoberts
“Lookit how they shaved my Gritty.” – Vito Corleone.
HandyPine4308
They tried to make the next Gritty and failed miserably
qdaem
feel like they were trying to pull a flyers and do something so out there in hopes people would sort of ironically love it…. But I’m not sure you can replicate Gritty.
Globogym87
Trans the troll! NHL’s first and newest LGBT mascot
abmot
Hard to believe this is what they settled on. So many cool possibilities, and then we get this.
shouldvekeptlurking
Have they not seen ‘Clash of the Titans?’ That thing was nightmare fuel.
FinicalPenny453
It’s name is Buoy. The newest embarrassment to the NHL lol. This is laughable
Immo406
Is today April 1st?
Phogna_Bologna_Pogna
Kraken fans being trolled
someguyfromsk
Gritty has a meth-addicted cousin.
subtractvoid
I hate it
Shuffler02
They had the potential to make a nautical themed mascot ( I was hoping for a Cthulhu like mascot) but no they go with troll.
frenchtoast0422
No it’s not real! Please tell me
Throupled
Why is this thing?!
morningsushi
A big scary octopus would’ve been dope lol tf is this
genxluddite
It probably snorts the purple M&Ms and Seattle street crack for breakfast.
IdyllicOleander
That’s what nightmares are made of.
Spacepickle89
That’s buoy…
Semantic_Satiator
Sea Troll. Duh.
7secretcrows
That is a big FAIL.
lkjhg29
Mrs Piggy’s kid with a gremlin
SuretyBringsRuin
Smurfette got hold of Heisenberg’s blue shizz…
kraft_d_
You could have picked literally anything and this is what you came up with…oof
jlando40
And y’all though gritty was bad
Pensfan66595
Once again, Gritty is the best Mascot in the league.
stykface
Only thing worse than this unveiling is the Shake Weight.
lostinamine
Seattle, your mascot…. woof.
Zaylow
It’s branch from trolls
Valuable-Baked
Gritty thirsty now ….
MADBARZ
It’s a god damn monstrosity is what it is
likesexonlycheaper
Daaaaaamn that girl is kraken
chubulousJR
A failed concept character originally made for Eureeka’s Castle.
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I guess it’s their new mascot….
You gotta pay the troll toll to get to that boy’s hole
Bro, i thought gritty was a miss….we might be going for crack to acid.
Smurfette after some rough years on the streets
A troll job
This won’t end well
Unloose the crochet troll!
They had an awesome thing with the team name translating into a potentially cool mascot. But no. Don’t know WTF this thing is.
A “crack”en
The Seattle Krak whore.
“Lookit how they shaved my Gritty.” – Vito Corleone.
They tried to make the next Gritty and failed miserably
feel like they were trying to pull a flyers and do something so out there in hopes people would sort of ironically love it…. But I’m not sure you can replicate Gritty.
Trans the troll! NHL’s first and newest LGBT mascot
Hard to believe this is what they settled on. So many cool possibilities, and then we get this.
Have they not seen ‘Clash of the Titans?’ That thing was nightmare fuel.
It’s name is Buoy. The newest embarrassment to the NHL lol. This is laughable
Is today April 1st?
Kraken fans being trolled
Gritty has a meth-addicted cousin.
I hate it
They had the potential to make a nautical themed mascot ( I was hoping for a Cthulhu like mascot) but no they go with troll.
No it’s not real! Please tell me
Why is this thing?!
A big scary octopus would’ve been dope lol tf is this
It probably snorts the purple M&Ms and Seattle street crack for breakfast.
That’s what nightmares are made of.
That’s buoy…
Sea Troll. Duh.
That is a big FAIL.
Mrs Piggy’s kid with a gremlin
Smurfette got hold of Heisenberg’s blue shizz…
You could have picked literally anything and this is what you came up with…oof
And y’all though gritty was bad
Once again, Gritty is the best Mascot in the league.
Only thing worse than this unveiling is the Shake Weight.
Seattle, your mascot…. woof.
It’s branch from trolls
Gritty thirsty now ….
It’s a god damn monstrosity is what it is
Daaaaaamn that girl is kraken
A failed concept character originally made for Eureeka’s Castle.
I hate it.
A Krak-head?
https://www.seattletimes.com/sports/kraken/kraken-unveil-new-mascot-a-troll-named-buoy/
A troll? I was expecting Cthulhu
Welp. Wth